Nicer Passion of the Christ poll

[Guest fanofcoils]

My last poll was deleted from here. I said which act of violence hurt Jesus the most, which is surprising it was deleted because it was not which act of violence on Jesus did you enjoy the most. Only 10 is allowed on the poll so I will add Barabbas now.

[dubq 0]

Seriously, why bother?

[Guest El Satanico]

what...no la parka

[Guest fanofcoils]

Because there were a lot of different characters and how the actors portrayed them in the movie.

[Si82 0]

Jesus

 

Only becuase he gave a great performance in a shitty film.

 

What was up with Satan?

[Downhome 0]

Go away and never enter this folder again.

 

As I said in the moronic thread that you started and was deleted, I do not want to see this folder become...well, whatever the hell you apparently think it should be.

[Guest fanofcoils]

You are making assumptions. How was the other thread moronic? It was just a fluff poll, not meant to be taken seriously. This isn't the current event folder.

[Downhome 0]

It isn't the "dumb ass post whatever stupid shit you want" folder either.

[Guest fanofcoils]

How was it stupid? Not that the poll mattered but it is interesting to find out what acts of violence on Jesus in the Passion probably hurt him the most.

[1234-5678 0]

Try them out on yourself. For the ones that require more then one person, get your friends to..............

 

Wait, um.............

 

Pay some people to pretend to be your friends, then have them test the acts of violence on you.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Since this movie sucks so, so, furiously, I don't mind fluff.

[Guest fanofcoils]

I really liked all of these characters except Simon, John, and Peter. Also Satan I disliked somewhat in the scene where the evil children were harassing Judas. It was good when Satan showed up once in the scene but then you see him/her again later in the same scene with a weird face on and it ruins the effect. Question: Was Simon Jewish?

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

I voted for Satan because people keep telling me i'll be going to hell for thinking this movie sucked, which i'm not totally sure of because i keep falling asleep during it each time.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I picked Satan, but I haven't seen it yet.

[Guest fanofcoils]

Just for the record I think chain combo from the bridge hurt Jesus the most, I mean it ruined his right eye. Well maybe it didn't hurt the most (probably the 2nd whipping scene did) but I wanted to mention it in case people forgot about it. I don't think Jesus getting thrown off the bridge did him any favors either.

 

Overall my favorite bad guy was King Herod, his mannerisms were great. And my favorite good guy was Jesus.

[Guest fanofcoils]

I saw a leopard in the movie, I'm surprised they didn't let it at Jesus. Now that would hurt. Also Jesus was lucky that raven didn't bite his head during the crucifixion.