Guest Regina Phelange Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 The man who made it, sold it. The man who bought it, didn't use it. The man who used it never saw it. What is it?
Guest Regina Phelange Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 A man leaves home, makes three left turns and comes home to a masked man. Who is he?
Guest Regina Phelange Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which room is the safest for him?
Guest Seven Sins Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which room is the safest for him? The room of Hungry Lions. The room of lions. If the lions haven't ate in three years, they'd be dead.
nl5xsk1 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 What is greater than god More evil than the devil Rich people want it Poor people have it And if you eat it you'll die? What is it? Answer: Nothing The man who made it, sold it. The man who bought it, didn't use it. The man who used it never saw it. What is it? Answer: a casket
Edwin MacPhisto Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 What is greater than god More evil than the devil Rich people want it Poor people have it And if you eat it you'll die? What is it? AIDS.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 The man who made it, sold it. The man who bought it, didn't use it. The man who used it never saw it. What is it? Answer: a casket I believe "tombstone" would be an acceptable answer, also. A man leaves home, makes three left turns and comes home to a masked man. Who is he? A baseball player.
The Mandarin Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose from three rooms. The first room has lions on fire, the second room has assassins who haven't eaten in three years, and the third room has loaded weapons. .. There's a backpack in the desert. No footprints around it, no signs of visible force. There happens to be a body attached to it. How can this be?
The Mandarin Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 Good call, here's another one. A man is alone for the weekend while his girlfriend goes to her mother's. She gives him £30 which isn't for smoking or drinking. He goes smoking and drinking. He also breaks open a savings box and blows it at the racetrack. An additional £50 is gone. How does he explain this to her? Think you've got the answer? http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=61752&st=0 Yeah, I know, it's an old one.
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 He didn't spend the £30 on anything. The rest was his money? These questions have been asked to hundreds of college graduates, and hundreds of kindergarteners. Of those asked, 79% of college graduates could not answer correctly, whereas 85% of kindergarteners could. There are four questions, and I will ask them in order, and then ask them all one-by-one. How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? The Lion King calls an important kingdom meeting, and one animal does not attend, but which one? And finally, how do you cross a crocodile-infested river? 1. How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? 2. How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? 3. The Lion King calls an important kingdom meeting, and one animal does not attend, but which one? 4. How do you cross a crocodile-infested moat?
Guest Fook Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 1. Open door, insert elephant, close door. 2. Open door, remove elephant, insert giraffe, close door. 3. The giraffe, he's still in the fridge. 4. Just swim across. Don't worry about the crocodiles, they're all at the meeting.
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 1. Open door, insert elephant, close door. 2. Open door, remove elephant, insert giraffe, close door. 3. The giraffe, he's still in the fridge. 4. Just swim across. Don't worry about the crocodiles, they're all at the meeting. I take it you've heard this before, eh?
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