Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 You may have caught the King Of Canada making a cameo in OAO Raw, and want to know more. As we mentioned in OAO Raw, Edge cannot claim expertise on voting systems, as he is, in fact, a Canadian. And we all know that Canada is not a democracy--rather, it is ruled by a constitutional monarch--that is, a monarch who is constituted of particles, such as atoms, molecules, quarks, Quark Xpresses, and Adobe PageMakers. Every twenty years, Canada elects a king, who serves a life term. The King Of Canada is elected by the Ottawa Senators, who in addition to legislating, also play hockey on their off days. The King Of Canada has complete power over the entire Dominion, except Newfoundland, which he delegates to a special committee, as he does not feel it is worth his time; and Labrador, because there is only circumstantial evidence that it exists in the first place. Where does this King live, anyway? The King Of Canada resides in the Dominial Palace, located in the nation's capital, Canada City. Canada City is located within the Federal District Zone, which is on the border of Manitoba and Quebec. It can be reached by the Highway To The District Zone. The Dominial Palace is also Canada's seat of government, as the King sits there, and governs. He is advised by the Court Of Advisours, who are supposed to form subcommittees to handle problems in the country, but instead, they just sit around and whine about how the Winnipeg Jets shouldn't have moved to Phoenix. This is the King Of Canada, King Creighton Barrault. He is of mixed Quebecois and Haligonian descent. He enjoys Labatt more than Molson, the Oilers more than the Maple Leafs, and also fancies a plate of fries with the finest gravies and cheeses. He subscribes to WWE Raw Magazine, as mentioned in OAO Raw, but this may be a postal mishap more than anything else. But what is most of important of all is that King Creighton, First Duke Of Missassauga and King Of Canada, is the best world leader in North America. And I wish I was Canadian, so I could bow before my noble king, or have a better understanding of the Canadian political system. I hope you found this informative.
Guest Fook Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Wait a minute, how does a non-Canadian know so much about our king? Someone's been spying on us! Quick, call the mounties!
The Amazing Rando Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 HIGHWAAAAAAAY TO THE...DISTRICT ZONE~
Guest Quik Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I'm so glad we took over this folder. It's a Utopia, like Amsterdam. Remember, this fucker may be the balls in Canada, but I'm your fucking ruler 'round these parts.
Guest suplexmasta Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 That's it. I'm moving. VANCOUVER HERE I COME! Ready the quasi-legal medicinal herbs! Back bacon and back bacon flavored potato chips will now enter my diet, where they will soon clog my bowels with a heapin' hunk of 100% Canadian fecal matter. God Bless Canadia... er, Canada!
Guest Quik Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 Oh Canadia Our home and native land God is Mr. Spock And all the lambs command With shiny sporks And 2 by 4's The true north strong and free Oh Canada, we wear Right Guard for thee God keep our land Glorious and free Oh Canda we wear Right Guard for thee Oh Canda we wear Right Guard, FOR, THEE!! NO FLAKEY WHITE STUFF!
The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 GTG has become where the Raw Mutants go into hiding for six days a week now. Does anyone actually test in here anymore?
The Mandarin Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 GTG has become where the Raw Mutants go into hiding for six days a week now. Does anyone actually test in here anymore? I usually test at the clinic.
The Niggardly King Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 The King Of Canada ain't got nothin on the clown
The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2004 Report Posted October 13, 2004 GTG has become where the Raw Mutants go into hiding for six days a week now. Does anyone actually test in here anymore? I usually test at the clinic. I tested positive for GTGs.
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