Guest Quik Report post Posted October 16, 2004 Good evening fellow Raw Mutants, members of this administration, and other assorted generic human beings. It has been one week since I declared myself ruler of this folder, and I am happy to say that this administration has far exceeded my inital expectations; this folder is in a golden age. There have been no maulings in the last week here, nor have there been any new anouncements of unemployment. There have been no suicide bombings, and we have provided a way to recognize greatness in the WWE folder. This is truly a time to celebrate. There comes a time when we must ask ourselves "What is responsible for this?" Fear not, my loyal lemmings of GTG-- I have the answer. It's quite simple, really; it's all me, baby. Therefore, I feel it is necessary for my big bad, voodoo childrens of undying GTG love to make a sacrifice to me. Some possible options include: Goats Cows Virgins All of these options are acceptable. Keep in mind, however, that these are merely suggestions. Use your judgement when selecting a sacrifice, as no two people can make the same sacrifice. Well, except maybe for the virgins, but don't overdo it. Sacrifices can be made in the main lobby of the Shady Arms Motel in Howell, New Jersey; at the corner of La Juenta And San Jallinta Avenues in Palm Springs, California, and in the middle of the Rolling Springs Retirement Home in Boca Raton, Florida. On a lighter note, George W. Bush asked to be a part of this administration. After asking me for a meaningless office job, I looked him in the eye and yelled "Aw hell no, girlfrieeeeend!", and quickly threw my hand in his face to truly nail the point home. As the president ran away crying like a little girl, John Kerry came over and asked if he could join me. Before I could answer, he decided he didn't want to be in this adminstraion. Five minutes later, he changed his mind again. The process repeated itself for an hour, with the flip-flopping increasing in speed as time went on. Eventually I walked away, but he got my Goddamned cell phone number and now I have 95 voicemails in my inbox. Now I have to change my fucking number. It is now time for you to find your sacrifice to me. Go forth, and continue to make this the boogiest and woogiest red-hot folder of love that the world wide interweb chat page has ever seen. Be well, and may God continue to bless this folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 I feel it is necessary for my big bad, voodoo childrens of undying GTG love to make a sacrifice to me. Some possible options include: You don't really want TSA for sacrifice do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 If you had put a picture of bob barron for your 'virgins' picture, I'd have been the GTG lemonade boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest suplexmasta Report post Posted October 16, 2004 :sacrifices virgin goat: I personally inspected this goat's virginity, so that only the finest goat could give its life to honor your greatness, el presidente. HAIL QUIK! ALL-POWERFUL RULER of the GTG Folder! Also, way to stick it to the so-called "politicians". You make me proud to be a meaningless jobber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 This administration sucks. I didn't vote for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 How about a few Cocks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 We have a cock shots thread, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 16, 2004 WTF. You can't sacrifice goats! SCREW YOU AND SCREW THIS WHOLE DAMN ADMINISTRATION! I will no longer be your whore. kthnxbye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 We must now sacrifice suplexmasta, as he wasn't granted permission to make the sacrifice. *sentences suplexmasta to five years worth of Frank Nabbitt posts* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest suplexmasta Report post Posted October 16, 2004 THE HORROR! THE HORROR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 :sacrifices Kurt Cobain: ..... :awaits CobainWasSacrificed poster: ..... "I'm waiting...dammit! Mom, bring me a cup of cookies and a plate of milk, stat!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 I'm guessing TSA wasn't a good sacrifice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 17, 2004 It was merciful to the gene pool, but unsatisfying overall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 17, 2004 El Presidente is drunk as shit right now.. I applaud all those who sincerely paid respect to me. The rest of you may toil in the marijuana feilds as punishment. You get no lighters bitchers. AHAHHAHAH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bad Post Pointout Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Good evening fellow Raw Mutants, members of this administration, and other assorted generic human beings. It has been one week since I declared myself ruler of this folder, and I am happy to say that this administration has far exceeded my inital expectations; this folder is in a golden age. There have been no maulings in the last week here, nor have there been any new anouncements of unemployment. There have been no suicide bombings, and we have provided a way to recognize greatness in the WWE folder. This is truly a time to celebrate. There comes a time when we must ask ourselves "What is responsible for this?" Fear not, my loyal lemmings of GTG-- I have the answer. It's quite simple, really; it's all me, baby. Therefore, I feel it is necessary for my big bad, voodoo childrens of undying GTG love to make a sacrifice to me. Some possible options include: Goats Cows Virgins All of these options are acceptable. Keep in mind, however, that these are merely suggestions. Use your judgement when selecting a sacrifice, as no two people can make the same sacrifice. Well, except maybe for the virgins, but don't overdo it. Sacrifices can be made in the main lobby of the Shady Arms Motel in Howell, New Jersey; at the corner of La Juenta And San Jallinta Avenues in Palm Springs, California, and in the middle of the Rolling Springs Retirement Home in Boca Raton, Florida. On a lighter note, George W. Bush asked to be a part of this administration. After asking me for a meaningless office job, I looked him in the eye and yelled "Aw hell no, girlfrieeeeend!", and quickly threw my hand in his face to truly nail the point home. As the president ran away crying like a little girl, John Kerry came over and asked if he could join me. Before I could answer, he decided he didn't want to be in this adminstraion. Five minutes later, he changed his mind again. The process repeated itself for an hour, with the flip-flopping increasing in speed as time went on. Eventually I walked away, but he got my Goddamned cell phone number and now I have 95 voicemails in my inbox. Now I have to change my fucking number. It is now time for you to find your sacrifice to me. Go forth, and continue to make this the boogiest and woogiest red-hot folder of love that the world wide interweb chat page has ever seen. Be well, and may God continue to bless this folder. COMMENT: Poster QUIK desperately wants you to laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bad Post Pointout Report post Posted November 10, 2004 :sacrifices Kurt Cobain: ..... :awaits CobainWasSacrificed poster: ..... "I'm waiting...dammit! Mom, bring me a cup of cookies and a plate of milk, stat!" COMMENT: Poster THE AMAZING RANDO perfectly exemplifies limp-dishrag humor of http://forums.thesmartmarks.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
