... 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Well, it could be worse. I was from Saskatchewan Alberta sucks too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 25, 2006 edit: whoops I forgot this was the haiku thread Here: great wide open There: smog, traffic and celebs How am I worse off No beach, a lack of jobs You agree Kansas is best? Several billion don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted October 25, 2006 6. 7. 6. Fuck you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 edit: whoops I forgot this was the haiku thread Here: great wide open There: smog, traffic and celebs How am I worse off No beach, a lack of jobs You agree Kansas is best? Several billion don't. Beach: overrated Rate top fifteen in job growth So, you know, you're wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 This poster, Slayer, always knows which joke to use That guy just slays me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 Civilization The Land of Pretty People It's Hollywood, yo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 Civilization Comes only by Sid Meier. No-sell me again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 Fuck a Hollywood And celebs who do fuck all Kick 'em in the groin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 I am so gangsta Nigga we be smoking blunts Don't fuck with me bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 How bad can it be? Weasels Ripped My Flesh tonight. Yes, it was that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 26, 2006 6. 7. 6. Fuck you. An extra syllable Why does it offend you so? I bend rules of haiku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 Ah! Conceptual! Inside jokes work well here too. FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 26, 2006 SPINE SPIRE SHIRE SHORE SHORT SHIRT SHIRK SHARK SHARE SHORE CHORE CHORD Can anybody make a new word from chord with one letter change without repeating a word or changing the same letter position? If not, hey, I got 12. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 CHARD SHARD SHARP SCARP SCARE SCORE SWORE SWORN SHORN THORN THORP That's all I got. P.S. Czech you used "shore" twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 26, 2006 God damn it, I did. 9 points, then. Okay. RIVER LIVER LIVEN LINEN LINES TIRES TIMES TIMER TAMER Oh, obviously this is what my family does at Christmas Eve. We had over a hundred for four-letter words. I enjoyed faking like I was going to use dick, cunt, or slut in front of an eight-year-old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Anybody 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 TAPER PAPER PACER PACES PARES MARES MIRES MIRED FIRED FINED FINES MINES MANES MATES MOTES NOTES NODES BODES BIDES SIDES SITES SATES Something in there feels like cheating. Perhaps it's the S endings. +you skipped 'TINES' in your list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 26, 2006 I was gonna use tines, but I went with timer instead. The tines of a fork. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted October 26, 2006 I'd destroy all of you at any word game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 26, 2006 I play a mean Catch Phrase! at parties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Can anybody make a new word from chord with one letter change without repeating a word or changing the same letter position? If not, hey, I got 12. I believe the word you're looking for is, ahem, chode. Although it's usually spelled "choad." CLOSE CLONE CRONE CRANE CRAZE GRAZE GRAPE GRIPE TRIPE TRIBE BRIBE BRIDE PRIDE PRUDE PRUNE PRONE DRONE DROVE GROVE GRAVE CRAVE CRATE GRATE Man, that sucked. The R and the E hardly ever changed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 27, 2006 HEART HEARD HOARD BOARD BOARS BEARS FEARS FEATS FLATS SLATS SLATE PLATE PLANE PLANT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Anybody 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 I was gonna use tines, but I went with timer instead. The tines of a fork. Sorry, I thought that you meant to put it in between these. LINES TIRES It was the only word that I knew that linked them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Oh shit, then I did mean to use it, and must've deleted it by accident. I'm so slipping at Word Chains. Okay, two-word phrases. I can't fuck this up, can I? Persian Rug Burn Rubber Soul Train Station Identification Number One Love Letter Perfect Game Over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Over Time Out Field Day Break Down Town House Boat Race Card Trick Deck Shit I only have Out again. Someone else take it up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Overtime is one word in common parlance so I ought to disqualify you right out of the gate. Ah well Deck Chair I'm done. OK GO Go Fish Scale Model Minority Report Card Shark Tank Top Cat Litter Box Lunch Meat Packing Peanut Brittle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Brittle Star Player Piano Key Word Game Time Travel Agent Orange Juice Bar Code Name Drop Leaf Spring Cleaning Lady Bug Spray Paint Roller Derby Hat Rack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Rack Mounted Police Force Field Research Paper Clip Art Student Teacher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2006 Teacher Conference Room Service Elevator Shaft In Africa Mine Cart Race Track Record Setting Sun Bear Market Economy Class Clown College Course Corrections Officer Chalk it up to my incredible generosity that I didn't end that with "corps." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
