... Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Well, it could be worse. I was from Saskatchewan Alberta sucks too
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 edit: whoops I forgot this was the haiku thread Here: great wide open There: smog, traffic and celebs How am I worse off No beach, a lack of jobs You agree Kansas is best? Several billion don't.
Slayer Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 edit: whoops I forgot this was the haiku thread Here: great wide open There: smog, traffic and celebs How am I worse off No beach, a lack of jobs You agree Kansas is best? Several billion don't. Beach: overrated Rate top fifteen in job growth So, you know, you're wrong
EricMM Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 This poster, Slayer, always knows which joke to use That guy just slays me!
Star Ocean 3 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 Civilization The Land of Pretty People It's Hollywood, yo
... Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 Civilization Comes only by Sid Meier. No-sell me again.
Slayer Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 Fuck a Hollywood And celebs who do fuck all Kick 'em in the groin
BUTT Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 I am so gangsta Nigga we be smoking blunts Don't fuck with me bitch
Art Sandusky Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 How bad can it be? Weasels Ripped My Flesh tonight. Yes, it was that bad.
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 6. 7. 6. Fuck you. An extra syllable Why does it offend you so? I bend rules of haiku
... Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 Ah! Conceptual! Inside jokes work well here too. FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT
Guest Felonies! Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 SPINE SPIRE SHIRE SHORE SHORT SHIRT SHIRK SHARK SHARE SHORE CHORE CHORD Can anybody make a new word from chord with one letter change without repeating a word or changing the same letter position? If not, hey, I got 12.
BUTT Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 CHARD SHARD SHARP SCARP SCARE SCORE SWORE SWORN SHORN THORN THORP That's all I got. P.S. Czech you used "shore" twice.
Guest Felonies! Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 God damn it, I did. 9 points, then. Okay. RIVER LIVER LIVEN LINEN LINES TIRES TIMES TIMER TAMER Oh, obviously this is what my family does at Christmas Eve. We had over a hundred for four-letter words. I enjoyed faking like I was going to use dick, cunt, or slut in front of an eight-year-old.
Rob Anybody Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 TAPER PAPER PACER PACES PARES MARES MIRES MIRED FIRED FINED FINES MINES MANES MATES MOTES NOTES NODES BODES BIDES SIDES SITES SATES Something in there feels like cheating. Perhaps it's the S endings. +you skipped 'TINES' in your list.
Guest Felonies! Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 I was gonna use tines, but I went with timer instead. The tines of a fork.
Guest Princess Leena Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 I'd destroy all of you at any word game.
Guest Felonies! Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 I play a mean Catch Phrase! at parties.
Toshiaki Koala Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Can anybody make a new word from chord with one letter change without repeating a word or changing the same letter position? If not, hey, I got 12. I believe the word you're looking for is, ahem, chode. Although it's usually spelled "choad." CLOSE CLONE CRONE CRANE CRAZE GRAZE GRAPE GRIPE TRIPE TRIBE BRIBE BRIDE PRIDE PRUDE PRUNE PRONE DRONE DROVE GROVE GRAVE CRAVE CRATE GRATE Man, that sucked. The R and the E hardly ever changed.
Guest Felonies! Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 HEART HEARD HOARD BOARD BOARS BEARS FEARS FEATS FLATS SLATS SLATE PLATE PLANE PLANT
Rob Anybody Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 I was gonna use tines, but I went with timer instead. The tines of a fork. Sorry, I thought that you meant to put it in between these. LINES TIRES It was the only word that I knew that linked them.
Guest Felonies! Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Oh shit, then I did mean to use it, and must've deleted it by accident. I'm so slipping at Word Chains. Okay, two-word phrases. I can't fuck this up, can I? Persian Rug Burn Rubber Soul Train Station Identification Number One Love Letter Perfect Game Over
EricMM Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Over Time Out Field Day Break Down Town House Boat Race Card Trick Deck Shit I only have Out again. Someone else take it up!
Guest Felonies! Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Overtime is one word in common parlance so I ought to disqualify you right out of the gate. Ah well Deck Chair I'm done. OK GO Go Fish Scale Model Minority Report Card Shark Tank Top Cat Litter Box Lunch Meat Packing Peanut Brittle
Toshiaki Koala Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Brittle Star Player Piano Key Word Game Time Travel Agent Orange Juice Bar Code Name Drop Leaf Spring Cleaning Lady Bug Spray Paint Roller Derby Hat Rack
Guest Felonies! Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Rack Mounted Police Force Field Research Paper Clip Art Student Teacher
Toshiaki Koala Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Teacher Conference Room Service Elevator Shaft In Africa Mine Cart Race Track Record Setting Sun Bear Market Economy Class Clown College Course Corrections Officer Chalk it up to my incredible generosity that I didn't end that with "corps."
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