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If it was you, the kicks wouldn't stop until my shoe was covered in your rather skimpy amount of brain matter.

        -=Mike

What macho talk! And on the internet, no less!

And Jobber brings the nothing.

-=Mike

...As per usual...

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I cower before you, you INTERNET TOUGH MAN!

 

You're really showing who's boss, here on the message board, where the men are seperated from the boys and NOBODY can get away with pretending to be some icon of masculinity.

 

That's also why nobody ever lies about their penis size on the internet, either.

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I cower before you, you INTERNET TOUGH MAN!

Good. Hush then.

You're really showing who's boss, here on the message board, where the men are seperated from the boys and NOBODY can get away with pretending to be some icon of masculinity.

Oh, it didn't take me to demonstrate what a twat you are.

That's also why nobody ever lies about their penis size on the internet, either.

I imagine you do.

  He's been wounded more than most war heroes too!

Nah. Just more than that pussy Kerry.

-=Mike

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Nah. Just more than that pussy Kerry.

So, what stopped you from military service? It sounds like America is losing out on a brilliant fighter, from what you've been saying.

I'm not a brilliant fighter.

 

Kerry is just a total pussy.

-=Mike

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Nah. Just more than that pussy Kerry.

So, what stopped you from military service? It sounds like America is losing out on a brilliant fighter, from what you've been saying.

I'm not a brilliant fighter.

 

Kerry is just a total pussy.

-=Mike

Yeah.. volunteering to go on swift boats on a second tour of duty. Not staying around for a fourth purple heart.

 

He probably has a vagina AND a penis

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Yeah.. volunteering to go on swift boats on a second tour of duty.

When they were considered easier assignments than flying fighter jets in the Air Nat'l Guard.

 

And after his request for a deferment to study abroad was denied.

Not staying around for a fourth purple heart.

The Navy would've eventually run out of Band-Aids to treat his --- man, it's hard to suppress a laugh typing this --- wounds.

He probably has a vagina AND a penis

Well, his wife does.

-=Mike

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Man, Mike is talking dirty tonight.

 

Are you suggesting with your Air Force crack that Mr. "I Flew Planes And I Enjoyed It" was working harder than Kerry?

I'm not exactly beating around the bush here.

 

I mean, yeah, Bush had to suppress his desire to burn villages down while getting superficial wounds treated to gain Purple Hearts.

-=Mike

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