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Inventing Sextreme sports

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Guest Vitamin X

I'm bored, and I came up with an interesting idea somewhat based on bukkake.

 

COMPETITIVE SPERM DARTS

 

Find a rather open-minded woman obviously who isn't against abortion, have the competitors masturbate, and attempt to fling their sperm into the woman's cunt all at the same time. Winner is decided a while later after paternity test reveals champion, who keeps aborted fetus as a trophy.

 

I have no idea how to keep this idea going, but I just wanted to express it and if you all feel compelled to make up some of your own, go for it.

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Guest JebusNassedar

I've got a take on that.

 

Dildo Ball.

 

Two teams of 9 (male or female, but never mixed). Two 'goals'. Goals being women (masked, of course) being bent over and bound up, legs all spread and stuff.

 

The goal of the game is to take a well lubricated dildo, and either throw it in, or slam it in. Scoring is a little like Rugby, only with very small gaps instead of big ol' posts. Rules for player conduct are also roughly the same.

 

1 point for vagina.

2 points for anus.

6 points for throw of any variety.

 

Of course, team with highest score wins.

 

Any ideas to make it better?

 

And as far a drug consumption goes, none.

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