Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 (edited) What the hell... This could be something to laugh at. Lock this, or move this if necessary... Smackdown opens. But instead of all the welcoming to Smackdown live from Rutland, Vermont, or wherever, suddenly, Bob Saget, Dave Collier, and John Stamos, better known to prime-time TV as Danny Tanner, Joey Gladstone, and Jesse Kotsopolous walk to the ring with Tables in their hands, and are coming to the ring alongside, gasp, KIMMY GIBBLER! What on Earth does this mean for the WWE Smackdown roster? Not a whole lot of good, that's for sure. Bob Saget gets on the stick: Well, hello to all, fans of World Wrestling Entertainment. Wrestling has been so, dirty as of late, with as the Sex Tests, Schoolgirl Matches, Reality show people, and hype, and whatnot. Well, we're here to clean up the mess of Professional Wrestling. Take it Jesse! Throws the mic over to Jesse: Yeah, like Elvis says 'YOU AIN NOTHIN BUT A HOUNDOGA!' We're here to slick, and shape, and put in some fashion sense into Professional Wrestling! Hands mic to Joey: And might I add (in Moe tone) Ahh this company is poisoned. (Popeye tone) I am what I am. Time to fight. (Regular tone) Anything else? Bob Saget: So whoever thinks they are tough enough, why doncha come on down. Jesse cracks his knuckles. And then, Nunzio, and Paul London run to the ring to answer the challenge. The teams trade blows, but Paul London, and Nunzio get the better, but suddenly, Danny Tanner, and Kimmy Gibler assault Nunzio & London from behind, and Jesse & Joey, nail flurries of moves on the 2. Joey comes over and Bodyslams Paul London. Joey takes Nunzio, and sends him into Jesse who nails Nunzio dead on with a Spinkick. Joey & Jesse throw Nunzio out of the ring, then grab Paul London again, Whip him into the ropes, both lift him up and connect with an Au Revoir on London! They've destroyed London & Nunzio. Kimmy Gibler applauds their performance. Kimmy Gibler goes over to London to end his career, but suddenly, 'Free Ride' by the Edgar Winters Group hit the airwaves. Who could this be? But out comes THE CAST OF THE DREW CAREY SHOW!!! HOLY HELL!!! It's Drew, Diedrich Bader (Oswald), Ryan Stiles (Lewis), and the girl that played Kellie. They all storm to the ring. Lewis connects with a Springboard Dropkick to Joey from the apron, as does Oswald with Jesse. Lewis & Oswald both put the boots into Jesse & Joey, and then Lewis whips Joey into the ropes, and Lewis connects with the Clothesline from DrugCo., and Oswald hits the DiedrichBaderBomb on Jesse. They call Drew into the ring, who lays out Jesse & Joey with a Double Clothesline. Then, Lewis & Oswald set up the Tables side-by-side, Drew drapes both Jesse & Joey's arms over him, and Lewis grabs Joey's other arm, as does Oswald draping the other arm of Jesse. They lift, and put Jesse & Joey thru the Tables!!!! Danny comes in to protest, with another Table, but Drew goes to the Top rope, and Lewis & Oswald grab Danny and sets him on Drew's shoulders. Drew jumps off, and Superbombs Danny thru the Table!!! Yeah, see you on the reservation, say hello to Kevin Costner, yeah he's looking for work too! Kimmy Gibler comes into the ring, and slaps Drew, but then MIMI BOBEK SLIDES INTO THE RING. Mimi Bobek French kisses Kimmy, which is like downing a bottle of Gulf fuel. Mimi Mule Kicks Kimmy into the Turnbuckle, and Mimi uses her boobs to Avalanche Kimmy. Then Kimmy sits into the Turnbuckle. Mimi poses,a nd then BRONCO BUSTS KIMMY! AOOH MY GOOODDDD!!!! That's it! OK, so what did you guys think of that? Edited November 10, 2004 by Elbarto997 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
