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Guest carnage
Posted

10November2005

 

 

Dear Diary:

 

After Ashes2Ashes I was very :angry:

I lost my title to a person who makes me :throwup:

It was not a pleasant day. It was not a happy day. It was a

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

day.

 

But know I feel much better.

Actually i'm very :)

 

Because as I sat in my basement confined to my straight-jacket, I realized my next opponent is very likely going to be a man named Toxxic.

Although the name is very cool in reality Toxxic is not really all that toxic. In fact he is little more than an insect. A fly on the windshield of my existance. The reality is that the only reason Toxxic exists today is to provide a willing victim at my next match.

I was :angry: that I lost my last title. But when I fight Toxxic I will be :)

Actually I will be :lol:

I will grab his skinny little pencil neck and twist it in ways never imagined in human anatomy. I will pull it from his scrawney shoulders and rip out his intestines and...

 

Of sorry I forgot to take my Zoloft today.

 

Anyhow the SWF worlds championship is my DESTINY. I was born to be SWF worlds champion. Only one man stands in my way.

 

Toxxic

 

The straight edged sensation

 

I am coming after you

Guest The Satanic Angel
Posted
Of sorry I forgot to take my Zoloft today.

If Zoloft is supposed to make people like Carnage 'normal', why aren't all the slightly-less-than-normal people on it hippies?

 

Excellent promo ... though I'm going to have to say that the use of smilies -- in my opinion -- detracts from the original design of your character.

Guest Korgath
Posted

*LOL* With all due respect... this is Snitsky-standard gold. :)

 

But like Angel said... maybe you should stick to non-smiley smileys. Maybe pick up some Jap-style emoticons!

 

Like -.-, >.< and o_O and ^__^. Heck, make some of your own! Like ~.~.

 

Go wild!

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