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beat his computer with a hammer.

Why stop there?

Because I don't want to beat him with a hammer. The whole point is to mash the shit out of his stuff, make him shit his pants, and leave without saying a word.

 

It's funny because if he's from Michigan City, there's probably a 30% chance I know the guy, or know someone who does. The beating shit's hyperbole mostly, but it'd be funny if this someone from my homeland I've partied with and neither of us know it. This is what it was like in the Civil War.

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Yeah, I know how it was done, my point is that it's the worst name on the board. That's like if I made a name that said SpiderpoetworshipstheDevil or Mr RantisStraight, only TEN times worse because it's a nosepicking-level potshot at a random strangers political leanings. At least make fun of him for getting beat up by a girl for the 10,000th time. That'd at least have some character if you did it right.

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beat his computer with a hammer.

Why stop there?

Because I don't want to beat him with a hammer.

Knowing what I do about you, I don't believe this

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Ok, use your imagination here Slayer. Which is funnier of these two cartoons in your head:

 

Angry viking kicks in the door of a 20-something social reject clacking away at his keyboard. Kid sits there sort of confused for a second as the guy takes about four or five solid smashes to his monitor, splintering the screen, bashing huge holes in the tower, printer, whatever else. Just totally fucking it up while he either sits there afraid, runs away afraid, or makes another account on his dad's computer and posts something macho like he'd beat me up or shoot me.

 

OR

 

I hit some doofus with a hammer, for shitty messageboard posting.

 

Do you know how many people would deserve this? Making such a statement is obviously going past the point, because really, who's going to attack somebody over messageboard shit? It'd be lamer for me to say "I'm gonna beat you up" than to say "I'm going to smash your posessions while you sit there like a dumbass."

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Both are pretty funny, though the simplicity of the second one made me laugh a bit more (since I imagined it in a more comical "hit him with a mallet" scenario)

 

Actually, imaging a fairly lanky Matthew Lillard lookalike with a blonde skullet makes the whole damn thing funny

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That exceptionally balding picture of me is slightly decieving. I'm built like a brick shithouse. The acid photo where I'm making a silly face and metyl claws is much more accurate to my stature.

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Guest subliminal_animal

I just PMed MikeSC and Banky, so hopefully we'll be able to erase away the bad.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
I just PMed MikeSC and Banky, so hopefully we'll be able to erase away the bad.

!!!

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Guest subliminal_animal

TheMikeSC makes like 70 posts a day, surely he can spend a couple in here.

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TheMikeSC makes like 70 posts a day, surely he can spend a couple in here.

Can we still talk about things without Mike here?

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Hey, why not?

So tell me Subliminal Animal

 

How can I begin to freshen my act up here? How can I finally lose my virginity? Do you cyber?

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Guest subliminal_animal

You should be more hostile towards every single poster here. RavishingRickRudo would be a good start. We can tag team him.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
You should be more hostile towards every single poster here. RavishingRickRudo would be a good start. We can tag team him.

I only tag team underaged girls, not internet geeks.

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Guest subliminal_animal

Once in a PM, Nice Guy Adam said I was not the flaming god Kotzenjunge cracked me up to be, and all I am is a second-rate Banky.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
and all I am is a second-rate Banky.

testify.

I'm here now.

 

The thread is prospering once again!

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Guest subliminal_animal

You're not as good as I am now. Aside from those last few posts, I've really been putting this place on its ear.

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subliminal_animal on wrestling:

 

I can't stop ever watching the WWF.  It sucks now but I still watch every non-recap show. Maybe that wouldn't the case if I was into puro, but I am not. The lack of storylines makes it dull to me and I can't care about the matches as much.

 

Honest.

 

He was real, once.

 

K.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
subliminal_animal on wrestling:

 

I can't stop ever watching the WWF.  It sucks now but I still watch every non-recap show. Maybe that wouldn't the case if I was into puro, but I am not. The lack of storylines makes it dull to me and I can't care about the matches as much.

 

Honest.

 

He was real, once.

 

K.

Oh My My

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