One and Only RAW (2/11) Thread

[Guest JerryDrake]

LOL I would laugh my ass off if Rhyno came and GORED everyone, while Paul Heyman has a collective orgasam.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

The dialogue from Stephanie is right out of a bad 80's movie.

 

"There's no other words that can describe the way I feel about you."

 

"WHAT?"

 

I'm waiting for Sid to come down and powerbomb everybody.  Then just run off, and let the WWF never mention it on TV again.  

 

Hunter's getting mad now.  ROID RAGE!

[Guest bob_barron]

BEST LINE EVER!

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Stephanie reading those vows...gave me a feeling in side...a feeling, like I had been kicked in the temple.

 

Hey, why was Brother Love not performing this wedding?

 

BTW, Stephanie is still a bitch!

 

I'm waiting for the HHH pay off...and here it comes....

 

....and the wind up....

 

...a no good lying bitch!!!

 

Yeah!!! Yeah!!! Yeah!!!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

HHH has emotions?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Wouldn't it be awesome if Linda turned heel and was lying, and Stephanie was telling the truth, making Triple H look like a complete asshool :-) haha

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

"I admit it.  I'm an asshole."

 

There's my new quote.

 

And by the way, I'd go that low, and much, much lower.  I admit it.  I'm an asshole.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Hey, HHH step on her throat, crush her lernix and do us all yet another favor!

[Guest bob_barron]

Well he didnt pedigree her but that still kicked ass

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

NOT THE POTTED PLANTS!

 

Roid Rage does funny things to men

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

My GOD, was that last segment good.  It almost makes up for the horrible show that we witnessed tonight.  ALMOST.

 

Overall, tonight's show sucked ass.  It's been fun discussing this with you guys, yet I'm still a Trainee.  Damn it.

 

I'll probably be back for next Monday's Raw.  Not for Smackdown though, I actually have a date.  Let's hope you all do too.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

If Russo were booking, that would've happened, Linda would've been luying, and Stephanie would end up the face.

 

The Raw was saved by the ending.

[Guest Tony149]

This shit sucks!

[Guest theWCWRaider]

I couldn't watch Smackdown if I wanted to...we don't get it here.

[Guest TUS_02]

They didn't need the singers

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Well, HHH's Roid Rage was entertaining, but the rest of the segment was a total car wreck.  Especially the fucking wedding singers.  Jesus, did we really need some shitty easy listening music?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I agree that the last segment saved this show, but barely.

 

Did Steph's tits pop out when she was shoved down? Just asking...

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Please, people...I'm trying to block the singers out of my memory...that was definitely not cool.

[Guest Army Eye]

Gotta say that was a pretty good 'blowoff' to the marriage.  I could've done without the singers and shit too but I've gotten used to the WWF going way overboard on these kinds of things

[Guest Some Guy]

Why did Vince get Dennis Stamp to sing the stupid song?  Vince did take a long look at his own daughter's tits.  Sick Freak!  He also fucked up another main eventer's finisher.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

WORST..RAW..THIS..MONTH!!!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

well, it really really could have used Sid.  but oh well

[Guest]

Well, the WWF almost killed HHH's heat and now they're trying to piece it back together. Looks like we may get a McMahon Family vs. HHH with Jericho thrown in for good measure feud. Aaaaah, the Facgime all over agin.

[Guest fazzle]

We never saw the tape, which is making me think a few things.

 

Linda said the tape came from an anonymous source.

 

The tape of the "doctor" is probably 10-15 years old, and he actually IS a doctor now. So, Steph really is pregnant, and Jericho fucked HHH out of his chance to be a father.

 

I dunno, there has to be at LEAST one more swerve involved, they just slammed the door shut on the story too fast.

 

Oh, and people at WWF weddings are freakin hilarious. During the Test/Stephanie wedding, there was a "Test: Just Say No" sign. And now, right behind Steph, was an "I'm the father!" sign.

 

Hrmm...I have a family member getting married soon. Think I should go and bring a "She's a slut! I have film!" sign?

[Guest theWCWRaider]

An HHH Vs. McMahon feud I could've sworn I've seen this before ... oh yeah, its called 1999 people.

 

So, to recap tonight's raw took us to:

 

1991:  Flair/Taker

1998:  Austin/Undertaker

1995:  Golddust

1996:  NWO

1999:  HHH Vs. McMahon Feud.

 

I'm sure there was more, but oh well. Like I said, the ending saved this one, but just barely.

[Guest Some Guy]

Why couldn't Jericho have just stolen Steph away like he should have.  Oh yeah that might make HHHH look weak or something.  But it also would have created more interest in Mania, made Y2J look strong, and give the two a legitimate beef, I think.

[Guest Tony149]

I hope they don't have Steph join the nWo with Vince. I can give the nWo a chance, but NOT with Stephanie with them!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

<<I'll probably be back for next Monday's Raw.  Not for Smackdown though, I actually have a date.  Let's hope you all do too. >>

 

Wow, bragging about your love life in an online chatroom.  wow you're so cool. You're just like the mcmahons air everything out in public

[Guest TUS_02]

I wouldn't consider this to be a chatroom...

[Guest Kinetic]

That last segment was about the goofiest thing I've ever seen.  I loved it, quite frankly.  Steph's evil harpie face at the very end was a bit much, but McMahon's aren't exactly known for the subtle nuances in their acting.  Pretty much a below average RAW, but the last segment completely redeemed it.  God, if you're listening...I know I've often strayed from your path.  I haven't always lived my life by the gospel, I admit.  But if you give the WWF the strength and the aptitude to use any number of awesome storylines that are just GLARINGLY FUCKING OBVIOUS and staring them right in the face as it pertains to the Triple H-Steph-Jericho situation, I shall repent.  I'll go to church.  I'll participate in bake sales and swap meets.  I ask nothing more.