One and Only RAW (2/11) Thread

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Quick and pointless that was.

 

Now if only Stephanie's segments could be quick, she's already got pointless covered.

 

Bitch!!!

[Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks]

man this new board has some serious issues...

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

And they show the FINGER TAP moment.  Please, don't make the WCW Title seem even more useless than it is at this point.

 

And to think, XPW decided to redo that angle for their Baptized in Blood 2 show.

 

Hmmm... The Kings of Comedy is on Comedy Central in five minutes.  Perhaps I'll switch between that and Raw, and tell "White people are so stupid" jokes to drive us all insane.

 

"It's so big, it's beautiful"- Hey, the d-ick may be big, but the balls gotta be small from the steroids.

 

That's what I wrote to be posted fifteen minutes ago, then the board wasn't working for fifteen minutes.

 

Jericho pouring beer on Austin was the only worthwhile thing to come out of that segment, as HHH was sighted once again.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

Lousy Board...Um...Raw? Austin took a beatdown. Ok. and how many times have we seen HHH now?

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow you LIKED that?  Man Jericho/Beer was just pointless

 

after this RAW, none of you smarks can whine about the nWo. ANYTHING, especially Hogan is better than this

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

why the fuck do you hate HHH?

 

oooooooh its nog time!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I hate this board.

 

Anyway...HHH made his 3rd appearance.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

No, the NWO is not going to change this, they are going to be added to this.

 

And...Test is on my TV, that's not good.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Jericho spits out the worthless American beer.  Only the sacred nectar of Canada may pass through the holy lips of our Lord and Savior Chris(t) Jericho.

[Guest Army Eye]

How was it pointless?  That's what heels are supposed to do.  Beat down faces. Embarrass them.  Get heat.  Build up the feud for the PPV.

High point of the show so far, not that there's been much competition

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Because a Stephanie McMahon wedding wouldn't be the same without Test on a show.

 

And am I the only one who thinks that the last thing Booker T needs is Test hanging around him.  I like Test, but I'm in the minority here.  He's only hurting Booker T's credibility.

 

It's the biggest joke of a WWF Tag Team Title team in history.

 

Seriously, I can believe Kid/Jannetty, and Kid/Holly, but Dudley and Tazz.  I can't wait for The Outsiders to just take the titles away so we won't hear from them for a few months.

[Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks]

ive never seen so much pointless shit on raw before...its really getting bad. Booker T and tazz who fucking cares???

[Guest theWCWRaider]

I for one don't really hate HHH, I'm just curious to see how many times he makes the air tonight.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Looks like Booker and Test are going to be pushed to tag gold soon.

 

I guess the WWF sees $ in Booker/Test vs. Outsiders.

 

I don't see how...

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Well, it looks like Booker Test v. the New Colossal Connection for the Tag straps at NWO.  Poor Booker.  From WCW champion to this.

[Guest Tony149]

What's supposed to be the main event? Or was that SCSA/UT?

[Guest J*ingus]

Is it just me, or has Spike gained a bit of mass?  His arms used to be completely flat toothpicks, now there is some actual muscle definition there.  

 

Oh, and "...accompanied by Test" are words that we should hear on every WWF program as long as he's employed there.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

The quick and pointless thing eefered to the Godfather Angle match. And BTW, I'm glad that was quick and pointless.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

<< wow you LIKED that?  Man Jericho/Beer was just pointless  >>

 

Wait, I never said I liked it.  Actually, I did, so much for trying to lie my way out of this.

 

Just seeing poetic justice being dealt out to Austin with him getting beer poured on him was great.

 

Another match over.  Another feud that'll be forgotten about after Sunday night.  And BTW, wasn't Gunn and Palumbo aiming to be Tag Champs?  Ohh f-uck it, I don't even understand what the WWF is trying to do anymore.

 

Bikini Match is up next...  Yeah, like I care.

[Guest Army Eye]

And am I the only one who thinks that the last thing Booker T needs is Test hanging around him.  I like Test, but I'm in the minority here.  He's only hurting Booker T's credibility.

Yeah.. Booker had to lug around Big Bossman for a while.. and now he has to lug around Test off and on.  In both cases I guess they're hoping they would get some of Booker's heat by association.  And hell, during the Alliance he had to have Shane McMahon second him.  Just let Booker T be alone!

[Guest theWCWRaider]

The Main "Event" will be the HHH Stephabitch wedding crap.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

4 way tag match at No Way Out methinks.

 

Spike & Tazz vs. Chuck & Billy vs. Booker & Test vs. Dudleys

[Guest Tony149]

WOW! They're sticking Test & Booker T back together. They already did this before.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

4 way tag.

Spike/Tazz, Vs. Dudleyz, Vs. Billy and Chuck Vs. Booker and Test.

 

Smell the buyrate.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Hearing Jerry Lawler whore Rob Zombie like he actually enjoys his music makes me hurt to be a Zombie fan.

 

Now we have lots of T & A on the show.  We're just borrowing from every year here.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The only good thing about that 4 way is that pretty much anyone could win.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

4 way tag match at No Way Out methinks.

 

Spike & Tazz vs. Chuck & Billy vs. Booker & Test vs. Dudleys

Shit, I fear that you are correct.

[Guest theWCWRaider]

What the WWF has teamed Booker and Test before?

No, I refuse to believe that the WWF would recycle angles.

Not the WWF!

 

BTW, there has been a lot of NWO stuff tonight, but they haven't really been mentioned in the commentary.

[Guest Army Eye]

sigh..  You're probably right but I just hope they don't win the belts and Booker T has a meaningful singles match at WrestleMania

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Jerry Lawler has an erection.  Yeah, smell the ratings!

 

Stacy's got an ugly bikini on, and plus, she's not the kind of girl who looks good in a bikini.  She looks much better in a skirt and tight shirt.

 

And Torrie, well, she f-cked Billy Kidman.  It's hard to really like her now.

 

The girls have learned how to roll each other up; congratulations.  And they then proceed to blow a reversal sequence.

 

Please, send Jazz (who I'm also a big fan of from her ECW days) down to kick the living shit out of the winner.