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Goldust and Bradshaw on the same flight. You do the math

Add Bossman's Handcuffs to the equation.

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Guest Ash Ketchum
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WWF Plane incident?

 

Did it involve those damn tree huggers?

 

Well... I know one things for sure:

 

Both the Hardyz... well... they s*ck.

 

Mabe Matt not as much... but Jeff... the kid's gonna break his neck... and it'll be all his fault.

 

~Ash~

Guest Redhawk
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Triple H is considered "WWF office." That just about says it all, doesn't it? I wonder if Hogan is considered "office" too?

 

On a related note, I imagine getting "called up" to the First-Class Club must be like that scene in Shawshank Redemption when Andy Dufrane finally got accepted as one of the boys:

 

(Jericho sits in coach with a far-off look on his face, as the guys in first class reap the benefits he's helped earn for the WWF.)

 

Undertaker: "Hey Chris, you um ... you want to sit with us?"

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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I was thinking the same thing about Triple H, but I would bet that little tidbit isn't true. Probably something added in by whoever reported it.

 

You guys really started having fun with this! Carry on.

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Anymore news on the plane incident?  Was I right, did HHH overdose on roids and explode?

Guest bcu1979
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I was thinking the same thing about Triple H, but I would bet that little tidbit isn't true. Probably something added in by whoever reported it.

Both the Observer and the Torch have said Triple H acts more like a member of management than a wrestler backstage. Even Triple H himself has admitted he's part of the management in interviews. He's talked about how he helps come up with ideas and how he serves as something of a liasion for guys who don't feel comfortable talking to the creative team/management. I mean, who else do we have to thank for Angle's never ending role as King Dork and Jericho being placed in that star making role of Stephanie's errand boy/personal bitch?

 

And he's apparently so vital to the WWF that he has to be backstage at every RAW instead of appearing on Smackdown house shows with the Angle's and the Jericho's of the Smackdown brand.

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What does "getting wild and out of hand" mean?  Were there strippers on the plane or something?

Only if Mae Young was a stripper?  That was cause anyone to become insane.

Guest Redhawk
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What could have happened:

 

Kevin Nash noticed he was missing some hair gel, and promised to tear the plane up until whoever took it came forward. Albert admitted he took some gel to grease up his torso, and all hell broke loose.

 

Hurricane got really drunk and tried to fly out the window, and some of the cruiserweights were struggling to hold him back.

 

Hogan and Undertaker got into it during a heated game of Old Maid. As a result, they never finished their conversation about what they were planning on RAW, and Taker never got to explain to Hogan how to ride a motorcycle.

Guest Prime Time Andrew Doyle
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Maven rubbed his feet on the carpet in the plane with socks on, making his eyebrows stand on end, filling the entire cabin making it difficult for the pilots to see.

That is one of the funniest things I ever heard. The thought of Maven with his shoes off with socks, rubbing them on the floor and than the eyebrows going up is too much. Big ups for that one

Guest converge241
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maybe they let Hogan fly the plane and it kept stalling out..

 

 

maybe the pandas the WWE kidnapped as retaliation for the name change ran amok

 

maybe they signed Juvi and he was naked-beserker, trying to get everyone to have some "juice"

 

maybe Vince rented "stewardess school" and decided to live out that fantasy

 

maybe they signed Scott Steiner and his dead weight was holding the plane down

Guest crandamaniac
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maybe they signed Scott Steiner and his dead weight was holding the plane down

any word if Test and Mark Henry was on this flight?

Guest caboose
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In all likelihood it was probably JR just screaming 'BY GAWD HE'S A HOSS, AND HE JUST BROKEHIM IN HALF!' too loud.

Guest Ravenbomb
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I just heard that Michael Hayes cut Eddy Guerrero's Mullet off and taped it to Jaqueline

Guest Shaved Bear
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so scott hall's been fired, hmm this seems suspicious

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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Michael Hayes had his mullet cut off.

 

Had you said that yesterday, I would probably laugh my ass off. Saying it after we know what happened kind of ruins the fun of this thread.

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