Help Identify Movies for my Column

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"I'm looking for help identifying a movie I saw on TV a couple of years ago. It was about 6 or 7 years ago, on either BBC or ITV in the UK, and it was on after some manga movie as part of a season of animated films. I realise that wont help you, but it might ring some bells with someone. Its not a japanese-style animation, and the narration sounded american. The characters were vaguely reminiscant of Fido Dido in appearance.

 

OK, its animated, and starts with 2 guys in hell, hanging by the hair from hooks on a cliff wall, surrounded by other people hanging from hooks too. It then goes into flashback as these 2 guys (brothers?) talk about what happened to lead them to this. I dont remember the plot but it involved a yellow dog and a bus, and the brothers being chased by bad guys. There may have been a scene with the brothers glumly sitting on the hollywood sign.

 

Things go wrong and the brothers finally end up being put in hell, with the line that stuck with me ever since "And thats how we came to be here, Hanging on Hair-Hooks in hell.". Just then the dog drives the bus into hell and rescues the brothers, leaving the villains hanging on hair-hooks in their place."

 

"I got a question about a mockumentary that aired on Comedy Central back in 1994 or 1995. I have no idea what the name of it was...it was a parody of MTV. It had a few music videos, one was a parody of the New Kids on the Block's "Hanging Tough"...where the fans proceeded to hang em by ropes. The other was a parody of LL Cool J and it had the line "my penis is only 4 inches long, which is 2 inches shorter than the average man". It also had a part where they spoofed the "we are the world" song with all the musicians...but they came together for a McDonald's commercial."

 

"Where would I find out the names of some of the old movies they played on "USA Up All Night"? There's three of them from the late 80's that I kinda remember being as I was a young'n.

 

One was about a giant tit that tried to take over the world. It milked it's victims to death naturally. I'm not sure if that was on USA or not but I could swear I remember Gilbert Godfrey commenting on it.

 

The second started out with a court jester up under the skirt of a queen or princess when the king comes in and catch's him. The jester defends himself by saying "You said whenever I was around I could look her up." And then they showed his head being cut off.

 

And finally there was one about a mute 400 pound bald cannibal that would eat people whole. I remember a scene of him taking a date down a street where he ate these people showing an overturned hot dog cart."

[Guest Fook]

One was about a giant tit that tried to take over the world. It milked it's victims to death naturally. I'm not sure if that was on USA or not but I could swear I remember Gilbert Godfrey commenting on it.

 

I must see this movie.

[Guest Astro]

Giant tit? That's a Woody Allen flick

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Yeah, the giant tit and the court jester bit is the same movie. Woody Allen's Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask. Thanks.