If you could make a gimmick for a new guy...

[Guest uyaljg]

Have a 20 man $10,000 Battle Royal, with the winner getting $10,000. Have some random jobber win the Battle Royal. His name should be something like "Johnny Jones". After he wins the Battle Royal, have Todd Gisham interview him, and say "Jones, Jones, hey Johnny Jones, great match man, well what are you going to do with your $10,000?" Johnny replies with, "I'm going to get me some...boobies!" So, everyone thinks he's off to a stripbar or hooker or something.

 

Then, about 4 - 6 weeks later on Raw, some weird stripper/porn music comes on, and out comes Johnny, with...a brand new pair of...breast implants. They would have to be real implants, (he's a jobber, Vince can say, "either agree to get implants or you're not getting a job"). Have JR interview him and say, "My God Johnny, why, why Johnny?", to which Johnny replies, "Because I can JR, because I can. I'll never need a woman again! Because I get got me some boobies! I'm the hottest wo..., I mean "man". The hottest MAN alive, baby."

 

Give him a nickname too, like..."Funbags" Johnny Jones.

[tominator89 0]

I always thought it would be funny if some guy debuted and said he had to wrestling because he needs money for some various reason. Kinda like Happy Gilmore or something. I haven't put a lot of thought into it, but I think a gimmick were you need to win would really put some importance on winning/losing and perhaps even get the crowd behind the guy.

[Guest DeathBecomesYou]

A wise-ass nerdy type. He comes to the ring wearing a blue speedo over a pair of red long-john's tucked into a pair of beige workboots, and he'd come out wearing a beachtowel of whatever the big local sports team is as a cape. He'd parody popular wrestlers from the 80's in his movements, sort of like how Eugene does it but instead of playing it for comedy, he is DEAD SERIOUS.

 

And, during promo's, he would always be found watching Lord of the Rings, playing D&D, or listening to Rush. Also, he can't be a wrestler that's "jakked," because that wouldn't help get over the nerd persona. Find a wiry-framed worker that CAN wrestle his ass off, and give him the gimmick.

El Generico would be perfect for that gimmick.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Have a 20 man $10,000 Battle Royal, with the winner getting $10,000. Have some random jobber win the Battle Royal. His name should be something like "Johnny Jones". After he wins the Battle Royal, have Todd Gisham interview him, and say "Jones, Jones, hey Johnny Jones, great match man, well what are you going to do with your $10,000?" Johnny replies with, "I'm going to get me some...boobies!" So, everyone thinks he's off to a stripbar or hooker or something.

 

Then, about 4 - 6 weeks later on Raw, some weird stripper/porn music comes on, and out comes Johnny, with...a brand new pair of...breast implants. They would have to be real implants, (he's a jobber, Vince can say, "either agree to get implants or you're not getting a job"). Have JR interview him and say, "My God Johnny, why, why Johnny?", to which Johnny replies, "Because I can JR, because I can. I'll never need a woman again! Because I get got me some boobies! I'm the hottest wo..., I mean "man". The hottest MAN alive, baby."

 

Give him a nickname too, like..."Funbags" Johnny Jones.

I would mark the FUCK out for "Funbags" Johnny Jones.

[BUTT 0]

I think there should be a wrestler who is a hardcore fondue traditionalist. He can spend all of his promos talking about all of the great fondue restaurants he has been to and how when someone drops the bread into the pot, they should buy a round of drinks for the whole table. Then they could do an angle where he invites another wrestler out to have a fondue dinner with him and when the other wrestler accidently touches the fork with his lips, the traditionalist would beat the crap out of him for not observing proper fondue etiquette. I believe that if WWE introduced this character right now they would have a new main event star by the time Wrestlemania 21 came around.