Al-Jazeerah is a Zionist Plot~!

[Guest Cerebus]

Yes, I'm talking about the actual Tehran Times (and not OMGNEWYORKSLIMES~!). The funny thing is, here's WHY its a "Zionist plot":

 

  Some regional experts expressed doubts about the allegations though, because the establishment of a media outlet with the aim of promptly informing Arab nations about the latest world news seemed to be a good idea.

 

But the actions of the network gradually revealed the fact that Al-Jazeera officials, on the orders of Zionist agents, are trying to divide Islamic countries and tarnish the image of Islam.

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At the beginning of the U.S. attack on Afghanistan, Al-Jazeera became the tribune of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda terrorist groups in order to give the world the impression that those terrorists represented real Islam.

 

In addition, since the occupation of Iraq began, ethnic tension has risen and there have been clashes between Iraqi Sunnis and Shias, partly due to the efforts of Al-Jazeera.

 

By broadcasting abhorrent scenes of the beheadings of foreign hostages by the criminal agents of the Abu Musab al-Zarqawi terrorist group, the network succeeded in increasing anti-Muslim sentiment throughout the world, particularly in the West.

 

I can't say I disagree with their conclusions about Al-Jazeerah (that it is increasing anti-Muslim sentiment) but I think the whole Zionist conspiracy thing is a bit too far out for my taste.

 

In case you're wondering, this shadowy Zionist group does exist. I even got this top secret recording of their theme song... Spooky ain't it?

[Rob E Dangerously]

ya know.. there's a reason why I look though the Tehran Times..

 

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[teke184]

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There are times where I love the pathological conspiracy-theory mindset of the "official" Arab world. First all the conspiracies about how Israel poisoned Arafat and now this.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

ya know.. there's a reason why I look though the Tehran Times..

 

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I check out their classifieds. They have some kick-ass camel dealership advertisers...