Hey! It's the WWE Velocity/SNL thread!

[Guest Phenom]

It's on, and there's nothing you, the veiwer can do about it.

[Guest LooneyTune]

A VIDEO PACKAGE For London vs. Kidman?! Velocity...is IMPORTANT?! (wets pants in excitement)

[Guest Phenom]

Kidman is SmackDown's Batista.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And it's "Ravishing" Billy Kidman vs. Paul "The Dragon" London!

[Guest LooneyTune]

London has The Dragon Fury!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Air London taking off now!

[Guest Phenom]

Kidman: Did I leave the stove on?

[Guest LooneyTune]

London steps on Kidmans head and smacks him upside the mouth with a enziguri-ish move... and he kills himself on top rope move attempt.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Kidman shows his strength by pressing London into the Giants Beanstalk House.

[Guest Phenom]

Who wants to hear Kidman go "Wooooooo!"?

 

I'm not the only one.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Kidman really is too bland to be a heel carrying a match with a worker 5x better than he is.

[Guest Phenom]

2 count by Werewolf of London.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Crowd cheering for the SSP attempt!? And he misses nicely, not really blocking it.

[Guest Phenom]

BOTCHED ESS ESS PEE! ZOMG!

[Guest LooneyTune]

London is on his longest singles winning streak.... TWO!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And Paul "The Dragon" gets the win! YAY!

 

...now put him against Spike if Spike wins at Armaggedon for a Cruiserweight Title feud.

 

...and we go from this match to Luther/Hardcore. ...riiight.

[Guest Phenom]

Luther Reigns vs. Hardcore Holly for the ME. On Velocity, ME is pronounced 'Meh'.

[Guest LooneyTune]

What other match was taped for Velocity (besides Hardcore Holly vs. Luther Reigns)?

 

Speaking of Holly/Reigns, will we get a Holly stiff-fest because Reigns is "new"-ish and getting pushed?

[JoeDirt 0]

London/Kidman was kind of "eh". Okay, but nothing that great. Kidman's matches have been pretty bland lately, though the crowd always pops when he goes for the SSP.

 

I'm sure Holly vs. Luther will be five stars, though...

[The Mandarin 0]

I still can't believe I missed London/Akio to watch an SNL repeat last week.

 

I'm staying put tonight, though. CW ANDERSON, baby.

[Guest Phenom]

What other match was taped for Velocity (besides Hardcore Holly vs. Luther Reigns)?

Spike "The Goatee" Dudley vs. Cobain Was Anderson.

 

E-F-B.

[JoeDirt 0]

What other match was taped for Velocity (besides Hardcore Holly vs. Luther Reigns)?

 

Speaking of Holly/Reigns, will we get a Holly stiff-fest because Reigns is "new"-ish and getting pushed?

Spike vs. CW Anderson!

[Guest LooneyTune]

London/Kidman was kind of "eh". Okay, but nothing that great. Kidman's matches have been pretty bland lately, though the crowd always pops when he goes for the SSP.

 

I'm sure Holly vs. Luther will be five stars, though...

Thats why I think Kidman is a terrible heel. The heel has to control 80% of the match, and when the heel is Mr. Bland with a Sparkly Jacket, you're fucked. Not a bad match, but nothing close to as good as London v. Akio last week.

 

I forgot... Spike v. CW ANDERSON!

[JoeDirt 0]

Is SNL new tonight? If so, who's the host?

 

I kind of want to see how C-Dub does against Spike. I think he's on Heat tomorrow night too.

[Guest Phenom]

MSG highlights. Everyone loves the Dead Man

 

Plus, TE highlights.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Is SNL new tonight? If so, who's the host?

 

I kind of want to see how C-Dub does against Spike. I think he's on Heat tomorrow night too.

INTERNATIONAL Heat. Armageddon is tomorrow, so Heat gets the Dark Match of the PPV and thats all.

[Guest Phenom]

Is SNL new tonight? If so, who's the host?

 

I kind of want to see how C-Dub does against Spike. I think he's on Heat tomorrow night too.

Some British guy with Scissor Sisters.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Angle getting schooled by Puder is still awesome.

[JoeDirt 0]

Is SNL new tonight? If so, who's the host?

 

I kind of want to see how C-Dub does against Spike. I think he's on Heat tomorrow night too.

INTERNATIONAL Heat. Armageddon is tomorrow, so Heat gets the Dark Match of the PPV and thats all.

Dammit! You're right. Oh well.

[Tawren 0]

London/Kidman was boatloads of fun. London, even while limited by the WWE style, busted out some of the swankest offense in the WWE in years. Double stomp on Kidman's head in mid-air? Cannonball plancha? Beautiful 450? It's all there. Bless that man. And Kidman was no slouch either. He wasn't great, but some of his facials (especially early on, he had a total "I am fucking screwed, I didn't expect this" vibe going on) and had a good dominating presence.

 

At least equal to London/Akio. I love Velocity.