Oh Velo-city Night, The Stars Were All Elsewhere

[Guest LooneyTune]

HOLLY IS EATING!!!

I beg your pardon?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Hordcore!

[Guest Askewniverse]

Whats with the random capitalized letters in the title?

RRR is really Choken One?

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Romero "Solar Plexus" counter:

 

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[Guest LooneyTune]

Too bad we'll never see Steiner in WWE again. We'll never get the classic Genetic Freak vs. Carnival Freak match.

 

Time for the Alabama Slam.

[Guest LooneyTune]

John Cena is fighting Jesus at Armageddon... that is so wrong sounding if you don't follow Smackdown.

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Holly/Haas is the worst team I have ever seen.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...AGAIN with the street fight!?

 

Couldn't they show us Funaki's victory insted?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

the letters that were capitalized were O A O.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Holly/Haas is the worst team I have ever seen.

Worse than Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan?

[Vyce 0]

Why do we have to suffer through Cena vs. Jesus again?? Wasn't twice in one week enough?!?!?!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

And if you missed the John Cena-Jesus Street Fight at Armageddon, we'll replay the bloody match for you.

 

Not again!

[Guest LooneyTune]

At least Nathan Jones fucking up was fun to watch. Haas/Holly are too random and vanilla unless Holly attempts to kill someone in the ring.

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Jones and Morgan ruled. Yeah! YEAH!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Jones and Morgan ruled. Yeah! YEAH!

Thank you, Vince McMahon.

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I didn't see Armageddon and missed Smackdown!, so this is my first viewing of Cena/Jesus. I'm thankful I only have to sit through it once.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Jones and Morgan ruled.  Yeah! YEAH!

Thank you, Vince McMahon.

You mean Jim Ross... he was the one high on Nathan Jones... in bed.

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They need a nickname for Puder.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I didn't see Armageddon and missed Smackdown!, so this is my first viewing of Cena/Jesus. I'm thankful I only have to sit through it once.

Even so, that's one time too many.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Ken Shamrock Jr.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

They need a nickname for Puder.

"Shooter" comes to mind.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

They need a nickname for Puder.

Dan "The Machine" Puder?

 

"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Daniel Puder?

 

"The Immortal" Daniel Puder?

[Guest LooneyTune]

The crowd doesn't sound too happy with that comment abut headlining WM... but they liked the entering Rumble Match announcement.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The crowd doesn't sound too happy with that comment abut headlining WM... but they liked the entering Rumble Match announcement.

I think they thought at first that they were just going to hand it to him...without doing anything.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I know... at least the crowd knows when something sounds bad and when it doesn't.

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Ruck Fules? How original, like that Fock Fear Austin shirt.

 

Cena beating the crap out of Jesus makes the crowd happy.

[Tawren 0]

"Order Armageddon for this HUGE street fight between Jesus and John Cena! But, in case you don't, don't worry because we'll fuck over the paying customer by replaying the whole thing next Saturday on Velocity!"

 

Idiots. See, this is part of why people don't buy PPV's - everything is shown/replayed/rematched on free TV anyways.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Ruck Fules? How original, like that Fock Fear Austin shirt.

 

Cena beating the crap out of Jesus makes the crowd happy.

What did you think of the spinny belt in action?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I think The Hardest Christian Submission Artist would be a good name for Puder

 

My name is Daniel Puder. I am a unique human being, a beautiful and unique snowflake, like most people. I have the mindset of an alpha male. I have the drive of a V 12. People come to me for advice on their relationship problems. I once won the regional wrestling championship with a broken hand. I have been known to stay up for two days straight to finish an order of shirts. I once taught a blind boy how to wrestle.

 

Women love me because I treat them like princesses, and I treat them like princesses although some would rather enjoy a jerk of a boyfriend. I have no problem going up to random girls and telling them that their calves look great. I am simply an equal opportunity employer. The girls I date have fathers that love me. I have spent more money on girlfriends then on my brother, even know I love him infinitely more. We used to beat the snot out of each other, but now we go, “BROTHER I LOVE YOU” and the other responds, “BROTHER!” And this goes on for some time. I am very proud of Brother, as he is a part of Varsity crew at Cal while being pre-med on the side. We once got in an extra-extra-extra large shirt together and laughed so hard that the next day my laughing muscles were traumatized.

 

I am also proud of my grip because it can do phenomenal things such as give messages, break arms, and even tie knots with my eyes closed. I give full body messages and when I am bored I sometime purposely try to feel funny and laugh. I am often seen in various parts of the world as an international man of mystery. Some just see me as a mystery whereas some see me as an international man. I have done crazy things like driven from San Jose to LA in less then three and a half hours. My brother tried the same thing and got pulled over.

 

I have taught junior athletes how to become determined motivated senior athletes. I say hello to strangers. I think pride is the greatest sin. I know the face of sacrifice. I train like something is biting at my heels and if I don’t run harder I will die. I strive to consider “Trials pure Joy” as Paul says in James 1. I listen to Christian worship music as I pump iron. I have motivations that most people don’t know about.

 

I spend a lot of money, but I don’t care about money either. I sometimes sleep on the ground outside to remind myself that a bed is pleasurable. I have faith, love, and hope. Faith that I will win, love the process of the fight and hope of an after life for retired fighters such as myself.

 

My parents have always supported me and because of their help I am a few classes away from finishing my college degree in business. My Dad has mentored me in business. I talk with my parents almost every day. I have been friends with some of the greatest fighters of all times, but have been disappointed at how they lead there life outside of the ring. I don’t believe divorce is an option. I love people regardless of if I think what they do is right or wrong. I believe in objective truth, one God, and I have lost faith in Santa Claus. I love to make people smile.

 

From Puder written by Puder

[Guest LooneyTune]

I finally saw the spinning belt...excuse me (retches) Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be locked in a room with hungry gorillas addicted to human testicles.