Oh Velo-city Night, The Stars Were All Elsewhere

[Guest LooneyTune]

Screw being drug free, pump me up with steroids bitches!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I had a feeling we'd be getting anti-steroid commercials with all the scandals going on.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Does this mean London is main eventing Velocity?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Whoops, I missed the Video Game Awards...(sips coffee)

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

"It's hard work to be drug free!"

 

I guess the Just Say No campaign needs to be revived.

 

Kids today aren't too bright.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Did they clone 1999 Kurt Angle and make him an announcer?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Did they clone 1999 Kurt Angle and make him an announcer?

No...he'd be more entertaining then.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Did Kurt Angle turn face or something?

 

<--missed Smackdown.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Did Kurt Angle turn face or something?

 

<--missed Smackdown.

My guessing the people wanted to cheer Angle more than JBL.

[Guest LooneyTune]

F-5 by the Big Show!! And it looked quite shitty...

[Vyce 0]

So do we get the Big Show / JBL barbed wire match or what?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Londocity!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

F-5 by the Big Show!! And it looked quite shitty...

Which is why I said in the Smackdown thread he should have stuck with the Chokeslam.

 

Either that, or (if they'll let him) do the powerbomb that Nash did to him back in WCW.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I miss Demott and Matthews random arguments that have nothing to do with the matches, like Akios movie-career in Korea, or Matthews making Hugh-Morrus jokes at Demott.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

So do we get the Big Show / JBL barbed wire match or what?

 

I think the Rumble should be a regular match ending in a shitty finish to set up the NWO rematch with the barbwire stip added.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

F-5 by the Big Show!! And it looked quite shitty...

Which is why I said in the Smackdown thread he should have stuck with the Chokeslam.

 

Either that, or (if they'll let him) do the powerbomb that Nash did to him back in WCW.

It doesn't make sense because that's the move Lesnar got over by beating the Big Show with it countless times.

 

I know they're trying to say "haha - fuck Lesnar" and all, but in context it's stupid to have Big Show use it as if he's better than Lesnar or something.

 

Give it to Batista so that if Lesnar comes back, they can have the "battle of the F-5's" or something that will be marketable.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Barbed wire matches tend to suck.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I love* 4 minute commercial breaks when the show only has 13 minutes left.

 

*-sarcastic remark

[Vyce 0]

Anyone else find it a little disingenous for the WWE to be patting itself on the back for producing a show for the troops, while they're simultaneously doing the whole "Mohammad Hassan" shit on RAW?

[NYU 0]

Looking at Saturday Night Live right now, Robert DeNiro has REALLY aged. He seems much older right here than he does in the ads for "Meet the Fockers." Seriously the guy looks like he's approaching 80.

 

And I don't know if I've ever seen such blatant use of the cue cards before.

 

......to keep this on topic, yeah, Cena's belt isn't that nice. But it's not the worst belt they've ever had. I still say the Bradshaw Hardcore Title was just brutal -- and it defeated the entire purpose of the title's design in the first place.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Wow, this commentary has dropped dramatically from previous weeks.

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OTHER SHIT!

[Vyce 0]

Barbed wire matches tend to suck.

JBL v. Show is likely to suck anyway. Might as well do SOMETHING to make it interesting.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I love how these guys ignore everything in the match. And Heidenreich vs. Undertaker in Iraq?

 

The Pros:

It's a big match, and the Undertaker is obviously one of the top WWE stars.

 

The Cons:

The heat will probably exhaust these two in a minute, and Heidenreich sucks.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Todd Grisham still sucks more, but not by much.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Cruiserweights doing shitty mat wresting is HORRIBLE. Cruiserweights doing shitty mat wrestling with assrapingly bad commentary? MAKES SANTA CRY.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Solar Plexus!

[Guest LooneyTune]

ANOTHER solar plexus remark by Shithead Cocksucker #4030209282982382409394729328492

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

It's not that this guy is bad perse, GERMAN!!!!!!, he just is misdirected.

[Vyce 0]

Man, they're really going with Heidenreich v. Taker II for the Iraq show?

 

If I was a soldier, I'd rather be off killing insurgents.

[Guest LooneyTune]

London kicking the crap out of Shannon Moore = entertainment.