I had cocktails with Brian Eno and Christopher Lee

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

They told me to tell you guys that Dr. Tom's NFL Reports would be cooler if they came out under a more consistant schedule.

 

And if they weren't written by Dr. Tom.

 

Also, Banky and Inc. are two halves of the same psyche. Check the IPs if you don't believe me. On second thought, don't do that, because then you'd be a total tool loser boy who listens to Coldplay.

 

Blue Oyster Cult is spine crushingly great, and David Byrne sends his regards.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

David Byrne was going out with a distant cousin of mine a few years back.

 

I should find out what happened with that.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

David Byrne was going out with a distant cousin of mine a few years back.

 

I should find out what happened with that.

David Byrne WAS a distant cousin of mine a few years back.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

This is what my housemates got me for Christmas:

 

from him

 

from her

 

The chess set is cool, as I never learned to play and always wanted to. I thought the Suicide Girls book was a gag gift, but she insists it wasn't. There's like only two attractive women in the whole thing. Horrible.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I wonder if the one girl I talked to in High School who later went on to do fetish porn and become a Suicide Girl is in your book.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I could start taking pictures of each and every page!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Many of these women are very, very ugly. Shame they don't live up to the "suicide" part of their name!

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Let me find a photo of her and you can see if it matches up to anybody in the book.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Her on the left

 

 

and here she is in a screenshot of the fetish porn she was in

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

She looks like she might be cute in the second picture, so that kinda rules her out from being in this book.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

As for this thread, today, I was listening to Brian Eno's Before and After Science while washing the dishes. I enjoyed it very much!

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

What was the fetish?

 

Oh and fuck The Simpsons chess set. Get yourself an austere wood one.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

FAG

[Guest Failed Mascot]

The movie was a spanking fetish. There are screen captures of her severely red and beaten ass somewhere on the site of the movie. Just grab the url of the picture and go to the main part and look.

 

From what I was told she was spanked and did a scene where she sucked off a couple guys at once.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

FAG

Who?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That wasn't one of my better posts.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've always been a bigger fan of the word faggot.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Banky, erase the hate.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I used to like Bob Marley before my hipster transformation. I think worshipping Brian Jones is like the pinnacle of my ascension to musical wisdom.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Don't fear the reaper.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I could teach you to play chess, Incandenza. I'm pretty good. Hey, I'm also for sure driving to Florida on Dec. 31st because I'm nuts. I'll probably arrive in the panhandle area by mid-morning Jan 1st, my birthday. Can me and Kotzenjunge sleep in your closet and pull a train on your female roommate?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I already learned to play chess, but thanks!

 

As for your trip to Florida, I don't know how you're gonna hit the panhandle if you're picking up Kotzenjunge.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

as I'm facing the ocean, turn about 110 degrees to the right and drive forwards.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Aren't you in that region? or are you more in the dick-lookin' part?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

At the base of the shaft.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm drawing the map to Jacksonville on my dick. Kotzenjunge is navigating.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

I already learned to play chess, but thanks!

 

As for your trip to Florida, I don't know how you're gonna hit the panhandle if you're picking up Kotzenjunge.

Let's play by internet! I'll be white pieces, you be black.

 

e2-e4

 

YOUR MOVE!