Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted December 22, 2004 VS Tom Brady_______Banky Round 1: Credentials Tom Brady is a two time Super Bowl MVP and has one of the highest winning percentages ever for a QB with 50 or more starts. Banky is a notorious messageboarder who changes his login name two times a week. Advantage: Brady Round 2: Verbal skills Tom Brady often talks up his opponents and doesn't give much away at all as to how he truly feels. Banky can make you real angry and question the existence of god without breaking a sweat. Advantage: Banky Round 3: Leadership Tom Brady has lead his team down the field in the closing seconds of two Super Bowls for winning drives. Banky lead UGS into the shitter and made CWM tantrum over it Advantage: Brady Round 4: Charisma Tom Brady often gets alot of love with his poster boy looks and down to earth ways. Banky is a messageboard pimp Advantage: Push Round 5: Success Tom Brady makes millions a year and has two championship rings as well Banky does something but because he's Canadian his money isn't worth much Advantage: Brady And the winner of this battle is... Tom Brady!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Fuck that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Have I mentioned how I wish Frigidsoul's mom would switch her son's medication with rat poison? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 But can Brady write posts that read like B-grade Sean O'Haire promos? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 But can Brady write posts that read like B-grade Sean O'Haire promos? ...I think Incandenza was right about you all along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted December 22, 2004 If it makes a difference you beat Steve McNair easily. He doesn't have the heart or toughness to go in after an injury like you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Are you coming on to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Yes, and if you play your cards right, he'll soon be coming onto you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Yes, and if you play your cards right, he'll soon be coming onto you. How does that feel? I've never had manlove slung in my direction. As a jack of all sexual trades, I'm sure you'd be able to shed insight into what I'll be experiencing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Are you coming on to me? This all depends on the marital status of IDRM's sister. It is good to have a contingency plan though if things don't go right with Plan A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 I think IDRM's sister has a thing against suicidal message boarding drama queens. So I am your only option, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Yes, and if you play your cards right, he'll soon be coming onto you. How does that feel? I've never had manlove slung in my direction. As a jack of all sexual trades, I'm sure you'd be able to shed insight into what I'll be experiencing. It feels like pina coladas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 and if you like pina coladas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Yes, and if you play your cards right, he'll soon be coming onto you. How does that feel? I've never had manlove slung in my direction. As a jack of all sexual trades, I'm sure you'd be able to shed insight into what I'll be experiencing. It feels like pina coladas. Does it taste like pina colades? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Banky wins after last nights performance from Brady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Banky wins after last nights performance from Brady. Plus I am better looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Banky wins after last nights performance from Brady. Banky would lose to the 49ers. He's not ready to put down the clipboard and head into the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
