ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Time for Velocity Peeps! I don't know the card, but we're starting with Chavo in red tights going against...well... .... .... Orlando Jordan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I'll be watching it for 30 minuets. Then it's time for something better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Chavo overpowering OJ doesn't make sense. Jordan should be at least showing resistance. He nails him with a huge fallaway slam, yet can't block a headlock takedown? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 This is a big feud going on in the WWE right now! Apparently moments ago, Chavo looked at Orlando "the wrong way", and now they are going to the Rumble to face off in an Iron Man Inferno Match for the European Championship. Sadly, Orlando Jordan hates the Euro, and will thus use the strap to take out his childhood issues on his opponents for the next twelve months, until Chavo makes his triumphant return after a year off thanks to leather burn on his back to defeat Orlando and win the WWE Championship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Chavo totally mistimed his comeback. Jesus Christ. OJ has nice punches. Stupid Johnson shuffle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 This is a big feud going on in the WWE right now! Apparently moments ago, Chavo looked at Orlando "the wrong way", and now they are going to the Rumble to face off in an Iron Man Inferno Match for the European Championship. Sadly, Orlando Jordan hates the Euro, and will thus use the strap to take out his childhood issues on his opponents for the next twelve months, until Chavo makes his triumphant return after a year off thanks to leather burn on his back to defeat Orlando and win the WWE Championship. Screw WrestleMania 21, XXII sounds amazing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Screw WrestleMania 21, XXII sounds amazing Ya DAMN right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher. But he's the Chief of Staff. His resthold should be handing out bumper stickers that say "EL OH EL - JBL!" on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher. But he's the Chief of Staff. His resthold should be handing out bumper stickers that say "EL OH EL - JBL!" on them. Vote Layfield-Jordan in 2008. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I still say that Jordan should have stayed bald. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 JBL should give Jordan a belt. Like "JBL's Favourite Wrestler", or "Orlando Jordan World Championship" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? Hey, OJ isn't the token black guy on SD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Actual brain, or a picture of it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Actual brain, or a picture of it? The actual brain. Snitsky could make an appearance to punt it into the crowd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Actual brain, or a picture of it? The actual brain. Snitsky could make an appearance to punt it into the crowd. And next week: Snitsky punts RFK's brain into a crowd! Don't forget about Christmas in Iraq III, when Snitsky punts JFK Jr.'s brain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I think whenever a segment is doing bad, Snitsky should come down and punt something into the audience. Smackdown would be Snitsdown, and for a finale he could punt Spike Dudley into Torrie Wilson's colon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? *taps nose* *Orlando Jordan enters JBL's dressing room and finds Sheldon Benjamin there* OJ: What are you doing here? SB: What do you mean? OK: I am supposed to be the only black guy in this stable. SB: Oh, damn! Shit! OJ: I know, I know. SB/OJ: It's whack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? like any mark would tell the difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I think whenever a segment is doing bad, Snitsky should come down and punt something into the audience. Smackdown would be Snitsdown, and for a finale he could punt Spike Dudley into Torrie Wilson's colon. I know I'd like to be in Torrie's colon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Holy FUCK... this is the most insane commercial i've ever seen... and Christian is running Potsie hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Flair needs to keep that wig. Vince's delivery at the end is great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Hardcore Holly vs. the ROH pure champ John Walters, who went to the Steve Blackman school of charisma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 VELOCITY~! is Hardcore Holly's show...because of the speed fan's change the channel when he appears on screen. It broke the sound barrier twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Hardcore Holly vs. the ROH pure champ John Walters, who went to the Steve Blackman school of charisma. IT'S PARTY TIME~!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? like any mark would tell the difference. Good point. Make it a spinning Twinkie instead because Kenzo's yellow on the outside, but white on the inside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? like any mark would tell the difference. Good point. Make it a spinning Twinkie instead because Kenzo's yellow on the outside, but white on the inside. Hepatitis. a spinning Petrie dish of Hepatitis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
