Gary Floyd Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Tonight, the Surreal Life 4 debuts, with everyone's (least)favorite celebrity porn sensation/dickgirl Joanie Laurer being among the residents (no, not the band). Anyone here watching?
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Mini-Me should shank Chyna when he comes in for stealing his room. Not even 10min into it and she has her deformed anatomy hanging out.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Da Brat on this show? This should be the worst Surreal Life.
Exslade ZX Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Da Brat on this show? This should be the worst Surreal Life. I actually like the cast this time around...(even though Flava Flav > *) Maybe that's just because every since ANTM I've though Adrienne (or however) was hot as shit. But I mean her, mini-me, Chyna...hell, I'm sure just the last two alone would bring comedy, so I'm sure there'll be some good moments this season as shown already. No Brigette/Flav stuff , but whatever happens shall suffice.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Bridgette and Flav have their own show. It comes on after this. Ex magazine models are NOT celebs. They should have gotten Urkel or something.
Exslade ZX Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Lol @ the fact they have to blur Chyna's nipples...and she's fucking wearing a bra lol
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Mini-Me should shank Chyna when he comes in for stealing his room. I agree.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Mini me Scooting around? and is Chyna a drunk?
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Mini-Me kissed her ass! He's gonna contract some horrid hermaphroditic disease now.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Mini me Scooting around? and is Chyna a drunk? Probably gets weak in the legs real fast. I've seen many dwarves that size and they can't walk around for long. And oh my god...it looks like Mini-Me is the drunk, not Chyna...if that commercial break lead in is of any indication.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Car accident syndrome going on with this show..... its really crappy otherwise
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Crab between her legs.... hah!
Exslade ZX Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Oh god...I can't wait for the Chyna getting wood jokes now. And as my av says, DAMN, she has a hell of a body.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Chyna: "I wish I could get wood" Oye
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 somebody rub Chyna's thigh and make her wish come true.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Chyna?
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Peter Brady should get his swerve on with that sushi chick and the Go-Go
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 This is... surreal.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Drunk Mini-Me is the greatest thing to ever hit cable TV.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Naked midgets and Chyna snoring like a man..... hah
razazteca Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Who the hell are Adrienne and Schankenberg?
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 the chick was the winner of that UPN show "America's Next Top Model" and the guy had pics in some magazine.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Greatest...hour...of...television...ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Sasquatch ...Chyna's new gimmick
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 A drunken Verne buck-ass naked on his scooter peeing in the corner of a room was the greatest moment in television history.
DerangedHermit Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Hey, it's actually surreal. Mini-Me naked and pissing in a corner?
Gary Floyd Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Posted January 10, 2005 Drunken Verne Troyer, Joanie Laurer being called Chewbacca and snoring like a man. I LOVE this show Also:Holy shit, Peter Brady is fucking BUILT!
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