Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Tonight, the Surreal Life 4 debuts, with everyone's (least)favorite celebrity porn sensation/dickgirl Joanie Laurer being among the residents (no, not the band). Anyone here watching? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Mini-Me should shank Chyna when he comes in for stealing his room. Not even 10min into it and she has her deformed anatomy hanging out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Da Brat on this show? This should be the worst Surreal Life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Da Brat on this show? This should be the worst Surreal Life. I actually like the cast this time around...(even though Flava Flav > *) Maybe that's just because every since ANTM I've though Adrienne (or however) was hot as shit. But I mean her, mini-me, Chyna...hell, I'm sure just the last two alone would bring comedy, so I'm sure there'll be some good moments this season as shown already. No Brigette/Flav stuff , but whatever happens shall suffice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Bridgette and Flav have their own show. It comes on after this. Ex magazine models are NOT celebs. They should have gotten Urkel or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Lol @ the fact they have to blur Chyna's nipples...and she's fucking wearing a bra lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Mini-Me should shank Chyna when he comes in for stealing his room. I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Mini me Scooting around? and is Chyna a drunk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Mini-Me kissed her ass! He's gonna contract some horrid hermaphroditic disease now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Why is Mini me Scooting around? and is Chyna a drunk? Probably gets weak in the legs real fast. I've seen many dwarves that size and they can't walk around for long. And oh my god...it looks like Mini-Me is the drunk, not Chyna...if that commercial break lead in is of any indication. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Car accident syndrome going on with this show..... its really crappy otherwise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Crab between her legs.... hah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Oh god...I can't wait for the Chyna getting wood jokes now. And as my av says, DAMN, she has a hell of a body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Chyna: "I wish I could get wood" Oye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 somebody rub Chyna's thigh and make her wish come true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 What the fuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Chyna? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Peter Brady should get his swerve on with that sushi chick and the Go-Go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 He dun fell ovah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 This is... surreal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Drunk Mini-Me is the greatest thing to ever hit cable TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Naked midgets and Chyna snoring like a man..... hah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Who the hell are Adrienne and Schankenberg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 the chick was the winner of that UPN show "America's Next Top Model" and the guy had pics in some magazine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Masterbating midget Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Greatest...hour...of...television...ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Sasquatch ...Chyna's new gimmick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 A drunken Verne buck-ass naked on his scooter peeing in the corner of a room was the greatest moment in television history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Hey, it's actually surreal. Mini-Me naked and pissing in a corner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Drunken Verne Troyer, Joanie Laurer being called Chewbacca and snoring like a man. I LOVE this show Also:Holy shit, Peter Brady is fucking BUILT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
