The one & only out of character anglesault thread

[Guest BifEverchad]

well....does EVERYONE have a match?

If so, I'll shoot a promo I guess, and we'll take it from there?

 

BifEverchad, has arrived....

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Aren't you the guy who drank piss?

[Guest Anglesault]

Am i free to start brawling again?

[Guest Insanityman]

:: Runs in and smashes a Guinness bottle over Anglesault's head ::

 

 

Dunno, but why not?

[Guest BifEverchad]

Aren't you the guy who drank piss?

*looks around*

 

are you talkin' ta me?

 

*continues doing a really bad DeNiro impression*

[Guest Anglesault]

:: Runs in and smashes a Guinness bottle over Anglesault's head ::

 

 

Dunno, but why not?

I needed some time off, so I was "suspended" until whenever, but I wrestled at IHD

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

And you're married, too!

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm WHAT?

[Guest Powerplay]

I'm WHAT?

lollollollollollollollol

 

This is funny as hell.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I'm WHAT?

Best. Reaction. Evar.

[Guest Angle-plex]

well....does EVERYONE have a match?

If so, I'll shoot a promo I guess, and we'll take it from there?

 

BifEverchad, has arrived....

I'm not sure if Naz has a match. Ask BBP or Tony.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Tonight, you have witnessed...

 

Operation Sand Paint (starring Sandman)

Operation Piss Drunk (starring Bif Everchad)

Operation Horny Proctologist (starring Anglesault and Sandman)

Operation Drag Queen (starring Zack Malibu)

 

This is just the beginning from the SWF/JL! Stay tuned!

[Guest Tony149]

Naz has a role at the PPV. At least I belive he does.

[Guest MarioLogan]

Greenmist, I know yor Luigi. I ust came upwith a story that reveals your identity. Just in case your are wondering how, I brought in our father as the new leader of the Dungeon

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Sandman9000]

Mist told us that he was Luigi a long time ago. Then I killed him again. It was quite brutal, Mario, you shoulda seen it. Blood and guts and limbs everyone. It was such a beautiful image.

 

I mean, um, a, LOOKOVERTHERE!

 

::Flees scene::

[Guest Tony149]

Sandman, what's the theme music for EF? I think you suggested something back at VM, but I don't remember.

 

Plus, I need some theme music for the next few PPVs.

[Guest Sandman9000]

"It's Raining Men"

"Hampster Dance"

"Bye Bye Bye"

"We Did It Again"

"Stop In The Name of Love"

"Bootylicious"

 

I can come up with more, if you need them Tony.

 

 

Seriously, I don't remember suggesting anything for EF. Doomsday, however, I'll come up with something for that.

[Guest Tony149]

Belive it or not -- we could probably use "Stop In The Name Of Love" as this is Excessive Force.

 

However, we'll just go with the infamous "Excessive Force theme music" if we can't find something.

[Guest MarioLogan]

"Hound Dog"

"Burning Love"

"Jailhouse Rock"

[Guest Sandman9000]

Ah, fuck it.

 

"Raining Blood"- Slayer

 

There your F'N EF music!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

"Bye Bye Bye"

I'd like to put in my vote for this.

 

(Everyone in OAOAST turns their heads, and stares Zack down.)

 

ZM:"WHAT!!??"

[Guest Tony149]

Alright. We found our EF theme song. There probably won't be blood on the show...well, SM is writing the X-Title match, so maybe we will get blood.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Looks like it is time to edit the match then.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wait... so the theme song isn't going to be "It's Raining Men"? What a rip-off! I'm not paying $30 for that!

[Guest J*ingus]

I vote for Hamster Dance. ::goes to watch Hamptaro and those wacky Blockbuster commercials::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

and now why do i think im the one whose going to be bloody

[Guest Sandman9000]

"Because I hate you, Trebek!"

 

::Does Sean Connery laugh::

[Guest BifEverchad]

::Sandman finishes cleaning the blood off his face. He wipes his mug with a towel, sighs, and places the towel down. Sandman turns to his right, and sees the OAOAST X-Title lying on a table. Sandman walks over to the belt and picks it up. Sandman looks into the belt, his reflection staring back at him. This is Sandman's first ever title, but it means nothing to him. All it is is a tool to get back at those who try to hold him down. To hurt Bill Watts, who wants Sandman out of the OAOAST. To hurt Evenflow, for ruining his life. And to hurt anyone else who tries to get in his way. Sandman drops the belt and starts laughing::

 

"Hail to the King, Baby!" - Sandman in the OAOAST

 

 

::appaulds::

 

Bif: Nice promo Sandman....really, good job man.

[Guest The Superstar]

OMG BUMP~!

 

Seeing as there's been a lot of OOC posting, I thought I'd drag this thread out of its 4-month retirement!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

fuck that Supershit