The one & only out of character anglesault thread

[Guest]

Sandman9000: The official towel boy of the OAOOOCAST.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

TSS: CWM's Bitch (joke)

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yes! Now I dont have to be the lackey anymore.

[Guest]

CWM: TSS's Job Boy (NOT a joke(joke))

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

lol. go look at the thread dude.

[Guest]

AnglePalooza

 

Championship Match  [Writen By CWM]

Special Ref. CWM

Treble Charged vs. Anglesault ©

 

3 Falls [First-Single, 2nd-Hardcore Title, 3rd - IC Title] {Written By Angle-plex]

Special Ref Angle-plex

Cobainwasmurdered vs. The Sole Survivor

 

Cage Match {Written By Anglesault}

Angle-plex vs. MarioLogan

 

Triple Threat [Winner Wrestles In Tag Match] {Written By MarioLogan}

caboose vs. alfdogg vs. some guy

 

Tag Team Title Match {Written By TheSoleSurvivor }

D-lo/winner of 3 way vs. mystery opp.

 

Jason & Mystery Partner w/Mario  vs.  Hart Foundation {Written by Mario Logan}

 

Grudge Match:

Zack Malibu vs. EvenflowDDT [written by Cobainwasmurdred]

 

Reviewed/Previewed by: Kotzenjunge

[Guest]

The goddamned page stopped turning for the Anglesault thread!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I wrote out the match between the Bigs, its done...whom do i send it too?

 

It's a 10 minute match...fast paced opener since im more of a cruiser than a heavyweight...

I recommend its one of the first matches

and needs to be before the rumble

Since you're both jobbers it should be on Heat.

As the King of Heat for the OAOAT, I'm insulted that you'd put a RAW main-eventer like a "Big guy battle" on MY show.  C'mon, nobody jobs on MY show but ME!

 

wh00! I'm a face! Does that mean I get more t-shirt sales?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, what's up with the page not turning sometimes? Why does it do that? Too much action for the board?

[Guest]

I'm not sure.

[Guest]

100th post on this thread baby!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Angle-Plex, youre still missing the Big Poppa Popick vs. Big McLargeHuge Ladder Match

[Guest]

AnglePalooza

 

Championship Match  [Writen By CWM]

Special Ref. CWM

Treble Charged vs. Anglesault ©

 

3 Falls [First-Single, 2nd-Hardcore Title, 3rd - IC Title] {Written By Angle-plex]

Special Ref Angle-plex

Cobainwasmurdered vs. The Sole Survivor

 

Cage Match {Written By Anglesault}

Angle-plex vs. MarioLogan

 

Triple Threat [Winner Wrestles In Tag Match] {Written By MarioLogan}

caboose vs. alfdogg vs. some guy

 

Tag Team Title Match {Written By TheSoleSurvivor }

D-lo/winner of 3 way vs. mystery opp.

 

Jason & Mystery Partner w/Mario  vs.  Hart Foundation {Written by Mario Logan}

 

Grudge Match:

Zack Malibu vs. EvenflowDDT [written by Cobainwasmurdred]

 

Ladder Match

Big Poppa Popick vs. Big McLargeHuge

 

Reviewed/Previewed by: Kotzenjunge

[Guest]

EvenflowDDT sold going to jail pretty well!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

How do you no-sell going to jail?

 

Oops... commercial break is over, don't wanna miss the thrilling action of a Hardcore Holly match!

[Guest]

Randy Orton doesn't look that bad. He did that cool-ass rope-flip school-boy thing......but in the long run, moves don't matter, as Stone Cold has showed us through various matches in 2001 (Angle, Benoit, Rock, HHH to a certain extent etc.)

[Guest]

bump

[Guest]

Sandman 9k-

Are you accepting the offer??????

 

If the Sandman accepts my offer, he will become the newest member of the Faces of Fear.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Sorry about my extended absence....I have a life, you know. !), in all seriousness I just got back from seeing George Fuckin' Carlin. He is GOD, make no mistake about it.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

HEY TSS!! go look at OAOAST.

[Guest]

I did, CWM. I responded too. CWM= dastardley heel.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM= evil genus

[Guest]

Mario=Sick twisted monster.

EvenflowDDT=Jason's new toy

Sandman=Being tortured in the Dungeon of Doom

Angle-Plex= Crippled mess

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

[Guest]

George Carlin = Funny as hell

 

I was at Spider-man. It's pretty cool, and not really a kids movie. I'd say the theatre was about 80 % full, probably about 70% of that was teenagers/Adults without kids.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Spider-Man worth seeing in theaters, or waiting for DVD.  I am a big Spider-Man fan, but I hate watching movies in public, for some reason.  I only go if there is an absolute kick-ass movie (i.e. jackie chan or another martial arts one) playing.

[Guest]

Yeah, Big George was hysterical live. He never runs out of great shit to say. His opening act was pretty damn funny too.

 

Hmm....I might sneak by Spiderman this weekend. It sounds like a good watch.

[Guest]

Proposed match for Anglepalooza:

 

Sandman 9k vs. Pennywise the Dancing Clown

[Guest evenflowDDT]

EvenflowDDT=Jason's new toy

I object to that, I'm just the only one who'll sell dammit! Actually TSS has been selling the arm injury really well... it's almost like he's an OLD SCHOOL HEEL who has the arm injury as part of his gimmick so he can bash people with a cast.

 

Anyway, my real question... I don't want to make my "finishers" evenflowDDT and Suburban Angst look trivial, so I need more "normal" moves.  So far all I've done are a Dirty Frank (low blow + two dragon leg screws) and a bull dog (I also tried a suplex... once...).  Anyone know any good "normal" moves, or a list of such moves, or am I gonna have to bust out the No Mercy CAW later to try and make something?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Handicap match:  Sandman the towel boy vs. Faces of Fear.  We need a brutal slaughtering big time.  And I don't mind being the one sacrificed.

[Guest]

Sandman vs. Pennywise & The Replacement

 

 

Who will write this?  I'm already writing:

SomeGuy vs. Alfdogg vs. Caboose

(Someguy, I need your moveset, and theme now!)

 

Jason & Mystery Opponent vs.  Hart Foundation

 

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