Guest LooneyTune Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 The running joke in that episode was pretty funny. The guy from Lower Uncton was named "Winston", and every time Al talked to him, he called him every brand name of cigarettes besides Winston. "Marlboro..." "Winston!" "Whatever..."
Guest El Satanico Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 I just can't bring myself to watch this show anymore, because It has aged horribly. It has become another show that I used to love, but can no longer watch. No... I don't have that problem. While i'm quite young (21 in March) I do appreciate old classics like MWC. Oh it's definately not an issue of me not appreciating older shows, I just don't enjoy MWC nearly as much as I use to and a big reason is that it hasn't aged that well.
The Czech Republic Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 Al: Bud, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Bud: Luscious hooters? Al: No. That's what I should have been thinking about, but no. Kelly: Winds are up to 30 moofs TV producer: That's miles per hour, you idiot. Kelly: Okay, what about this: "Hey, miss, I'm the Keebler Elf! Would you like some free cookies? If you've got the time, I've got the hollow tree." Bud: Yeah, maybe I asked the wrong person. You're used to responding to, "Yo, here!" Kelly: Oh, okay, you little gibbon. The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me." Bud: You really think that's better than, "Let's do it. I have my own bedroom in my parents' house"? Kelly: Bud, look at yourself. Face the ugly truth. They don't have woods deep enough to grow the kind of girls that would be willing to date you. I mean, maybe you're aiming too high. You know, a live girl. See, your problem is, you've got caviar taste, and a pizza face. Aim a little lower. Hey, logs can't run away! And then there's the dead. You know, a girl who's been dead long enough might even think that you're a good catch. Hey, I know, how about a nice department store mannequin? I mean, they're used to being undressed by sexless boys. Bud: Thanks for the help, Bleached Blanket Bimbo. Kelly: They may call me bimbo, but at least they call me.
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