Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 19, 2005 Report Posted January 19, 2005 AN APPEAL TO THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THE SMART MARKS Dear Friends, I am writing to you from my prison cell deep within the OAOAST. Yesterday while most of you were away I said an offensive and perhaps tasteless but totally allowable thing. Teke Phelps, whom is on your staff, took this moment to knock down one more Deomcrat from the board and strengthen his Republican grip. I hear that even now he's planning on building a statue commemorating my banning where his followers like Highland can tastelessly dance around it. In the name of Partially Banned Posters everywhere, I hope that one day posters and mods can stand together like brothers and fight for freedom, liberty, and the ability to speak one's mind freely everywhere.
Hank Kingsley Posted January 20, 2005 Report Posted January 20, 2005 His autobiography was actually a pretty good read.
Jingus Posted January 20, 2005 Report Posted January 20, 2005 ::JINGUS shows up just to randomly hit an ANGLE AWARD-WINNING DEVILBOMB~! on George W. Bush.:: (A note to the forum moderators and any law-enforcement officers: hello. Obviously, I am not actually threatening to perform a professional wrestling move on the president. The ANGLE AWARD-WINNING DEVILBOMB~! is used exclusively by JINGUS, who is also a seven-feet-tall mutant who got that way by overdosing on radioactive steroids. Ergo, this entire post {at least until the parentheses} is a fictional account of events which are not, have not, and will not ever take place. Thank you for your time and attention.) (Besides, I doubt that Dubya knows how to bump, and he'd probably just no-sell it anyway.)
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 Let's call him Mr. W. M.... omgbeansspilled
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