Serious flaming wanted

[Guest treble charged]

EDIT-  I might add this quote to a storyline.  I'm actually a very busy person, so.............

 

Yeah, so busy that you've posted almost 2000 times in about a month, man, to be busy like you...

 

And PYNAGE, holy backtrack Batman!  First, you say flame Dames, then, you kiss his ass, not once, but twice in the same post.  C'mon, at least make your hating stick!

[Guest crandamaniac]

You people just don't seem to get it .

 

 

You never should have been giving a flaming folder .......

 

 

Flaming is supposed to be rude , offensive and extremely vulgar . But mostly good-natured .

 

 

You aren't supposed to take offense to it .

 

Dames , don't take it personally . I respect you , and your self-confidence .

 

However,  the rest of you chump bitches are still nothing .

 

Fucktards....all of you .

 

And Cranda , what makes a respected poster?

A high post count ?

What the fuck do I care .

And simply because I don't post often does not make me a newbie .i choose not to interject myself , because frankly , very little intelligent discussion takes place here.

 

After the death of the Smarks EZboard , These boards were never the same .

 

Sure , there are some decent posters around , Dames comes to mind.....ummmm I can't really think of any others....but I'm sure they're here...

 

Yeah .  And as far as starting a flame war with someone ,

 

CWM and his little aWo BUTT buddies did exactly the same thing at the board I frequent , and were shamed outta there .

 

 

And in closing , IT'S THE FLAMING FOLDER . I can 'Flame' whoever I want . Don't get your panties in a twist just because you don't like me .

yeah, but if i stood back and let you do all the flaming, then there would be no reason for the flaming folder, b/c frankly  it would be all one sided.  in my opinion the reason for this folder is so that flame wars would not spill out into the other boards on here.

 

And Cranda , what makes a respected poster?

A high post count ?

 

High post counts don't make a respected poster.  in my opinion it's the quality, not quantity that counts, and dames fits that opinions, as do others on this board

 

i choose not to interject myself , because frankly , very little intelligent discussion takes place here.

out of all the boards i've seen, this board is perhaps one of the most intelligent boards around.  and don't give me any of that "WDI is better" or anything like that.  no offense to anybody who regularly posts there, but i've looked at that board and i wasn't impressed

 

After the death of the Smarks EZboard , These boards were never the same .

Then why come back? if it's "dead", then why bother? just go somewhere else to post

 

see, the good thing about this board is that most of us respect each others opinions.  The flaming folder hasn't been really used for flaming b/c of this.  call us "fucktards" or "chump bitches" all you want, but in the end it'll be you who ends up looking like an idiot.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Second, this fucking queertard has more balls that all of you combined, to be able to put my own face as my avatar and not hear shit...why?

 

So you're a queertard now? Little man, you have balls the size of the Epcot Center for putting up your picture. Everyone knows people around here talk shit to the moderators like everyone else.

 

Because I'm fucking GOOD LOOKING.  Don't believe me?  Count the pussy I've gotten.

 

I don't know anything about the facts and figures, but I know that there was one guy who told you that you have a "good look." We can't count the pussy you've gotten, but we all know that there's some guy with a computer who said that you have a "good look" a couple of months ago. That alone is enough for you to be crowned, "The Internet's Sexiest Man." Everybody knows that saying that you have banged more women than somebody else means that you are twice the man he is. When you make vague references to how many women you have banged, everybody knows that you must have banged millions and millions of women. I bet you banged six this morning and banged 3 more on the way to work. I have blind faith in this because someone told you that you have a "good look."

 

 

The Dames - Banged 7 girls as I typed this post.

[Guest TheDames7]

Second, this fucking queertard has more balls that all of you combined, to be able to put my own face as my avatar and not hear shit...why?

 

So you're a queertard now? Little man, you have balls the size of the Epcot Center for putting up your picture. Everyone knows people around here talk shit to the moderators like everyone else.

 

Because I'm fucking GOOD LOOKING.  Don't believe me?  Count the pussy I've gotten.

 

I don't know anything about the facts and figures, but I know that there was one guy who told you that you have a "good look." We can't count the pussy you've gotten, but we all know that there's some guy with a computer who said that you have a "good look" a couple of months ago. That alone is enough for you to be crowned, "The Internet's Sexiest Man." Everybody knows that saying that you have banged more women than somebody else means that you are twice the man he is. When you make vague references to how many women you have banged, everybody knows that you must have banged millions and millions of women. I bet you banged six this morning and banged 3 more on the way to work. I have blind faith in this because someone told you that you have a "good look."

 

 

The Dames - Banged 7 girls as I typed this post.

Why thank you sir...you took the words out of my mouth.  Oops, fucked another chick writing this post.

 

BTW...thanks for the new gimmick

 

Dames - The Internet's SEXIEST man.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Oops, fucked another chick writing this post.

 

Minute man.

 

BTW...thanks for the new gimmick

 

Dames - The Internet's SEXIEST man.

 

The beauty of it is, it's not a self proclaimed title!

 

 

Dames - Basks in the glory of men telling him he has a "good look."

[Guest TheDames7]

Hey, its not just men that tell me I have a good look

 

I'm not a minute man...I just got mad girls lined up to fuck me here at my office, kinda like those gang bang videos.  Oops, there goes another one.  See, they just start riding me in the middle of a post which is why it takes me so long to reply.  

 

::Fuck off me bitch...next!::

 

So, as I was saying, yes, I am a sexy man...yeah, thats pretty much it.

 

Dames - ::NEXT!::

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Who are the fluffers?

[Guest TheDames7]

I don't need them, its all a mental thing.  300 banging chicks is 300 BANGING ASS chicks.  That alone will keep me up the whole time.  Excuse me....

 

Dames - NEXT!!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

300 banging chicks is 300 BANGING ASS chicks.  

 

Caligula finally comes forth with numbers.

 

Dames - Giving out facts and figuers.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

The only problem Dames, is you should really define women better...

 

Men dressed in drag don't count...

 

So stop laying on the desk and get back in the chair

[Guest]

EDIT-  I might add this quote to a storyline.  I'm actually a very busy person, so.............

 

Yeah, so busy that you've posted almost 2000 times in about a month, man, to be busy like you...

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Dames you want to know if you look like Kurt Angle? Unless Kurt Angle got short and fat between now and the Smackdown tapings, you don't look a thing like him.

 

Dames - A little man with delusions of grandeur.

[Guest dreamer420]

ouch.  hit him back dames.

[Guest TheDames7]

Doesn't it bother you when someone who is "short & fat and has delusions of grandeur" completely outshine you in the ladies department?  

 

So, lets compare stats here, becuase I'll admit it, I'm short.  I'm not proud of it, but dammit, I've accepted it....why can't you

 

I'm 5'6, can get up to 5'7 with the right shoes.  I weigh about 160, have a small gut these days, I doubt that would constitute as fat.  Doesn't matter anyway, because I was blessed with a huge cock, so I have a right to be...cocky.  I kill me, I swear...

 

Pinnacle....I'd love to know what makes you so manly....come on, you can tell me.  

 

Dames

[Guest Shaved Bear]

dames, in response to your sig, you look more like d'lo then anyone else

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Pinnacle....I'd love to know what makes you so manly....come on, you can tell me.  

 

What makes me so manly? What makes me so manly? I caught a little bit of Deep Blue Sea today and saw LL Cool J  explaining Einstein's theory of relativity. He was talking about how 10 minutes of being with a hot woman feels like 10 seconds, because it was all relative. What I'm going to do for you is give you the Pinnacle's theory of relativity. It's not about time travel, it's about manliness and like LL Cool J was saying, it's all relative. I look to one side, and I see a little man holding up a replica of some belt. I look to another side and I see a guy with a pink sportjacket on and a rose in his mouth. I look back to the other side, and  don't see the first guy. After realizing that my line of sight might be too high, I look down and there he is, pulling on my leg and asking me if he looks like Tazz. I look back to the other side and there's no pink jacket, rose or hair gel, there's some guy looking like he needs a friend.

 

I don't have an exact formula or anything, but if I worked it out and put myself in there somewhere, I would be the shit by default. So I guess you could say I'm manly by default if you want to take the easy way out. If you want a more in-depth answer, you'll have to wait.

 

In the meantime, sit back and pretend that you're laughing at the title that you gave me. On the inside, you're crying. You're crying because you're thinking  about some guy that stole your girlfriend and your thinking, "what if that was the Pinnacle?" Your thinking about the guy who all of the girls look at and thinking, "what if that was the Pinnacle?" You're thinking about the guy who you always wanted to be and you're thinking, "what if that was the Pinnacle?" Then you look back to the Pinnacle's Theory of Relativity/Manliness and you realize that there will always be someone better than you. After that you take some satisfaction in the fact that there will always be someone better than that guy who you want to be. Then you wonder, "well doesn't it end somewhere? Isn't there a guy who's at the top, better than everybody?" Then you realize that the man at the top is the pinnacle, the Pinnacle of All Things Manly, and he's the one who's laughing.

 

The Dames - Half a Man

 

The Pinnacle - A Man and a Half

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Oh yeah, since everything's relative...

 

Doesn't matter anyway, because I was blessed with a huge cock

 

...a blade of grass looks like a redwood tree to an ant.

 

Dames - Representing the Lollipop Guild

[Guest TheDames7]

I see, so basically, what you're saying is that height makes a man.  Seeing as how you're taller than me, you say that makes you a "man and a half".  

 

Unless you're fucking Shaquille O'Neal, there's always going to someone bigger, taller & better looking than you so YOU are not the Pinnacle.  Well, I'm better looking than you anyway...and the sexiest man on the board according to hotornot.com but thats another story.  

 

It seems to me that you have some insecurities about your manhood, and you really should straighten those out before you try and get at me.  Doesn't matter how tall you are, how big you are....I'm always going to be the man and you can't take shit from me son.

 

Dames

[Guest crandamaniac]

Pinnacle....I'd love to know what makes you so manly....come on, you can tell me.  

 

What makes me so manly? What makes me so manly? I caught a little bit of Deep Blue Sea today and saw LL Cool J  explaining Einstein's theory of relativity. He was talking about how 10 minutes of being with a hot woman feels like 10 seconds, because it was all relative. What I'm going to do for you is give you the Pinnacle's theory of relativity. It's not about time travel, it's about manliness and like LL Cool J was saying, it's all relative. I look to one side, and I see a little man holding up a replica of some belt. I look to another side and I see a guy with a pink sportjacket on and a rose in his mouth. I look back to the other side, and  don't see the first guy. After realizing that my line of sight might be too high, I look down and there he is, pulling on my leg and asking me if he looks like Tazz. I look back to the other side and there's no pink jacket, rose or hair gel, there's some guy looking like he needs a friend.

 

I don't have an exact formula or anything, but if I worked it out and put myself in there somewhere, I would be the shit by default. So I guess you could say I'm manly by default if you want to take the easy way out. If you want a more in-depth answer, you'll have to wait.

 

In the meantime, sit back and pretend that you're laughing at the title that you gave me. On the inside, you're crying. You're crying because you're thinking  about some guy that stole your girlfriend and your thinking, "what if that was the Pinnacle?" Your thinking about the guy who all of the girls look at and thinking, "what if that was the Pinnacle?" You're thinking about the guy who you always wanted to be and you're thinking, "what if that was the Pinnacle?" Then you look back to the Pinnacle's Theory of Relativity/Manliness and you realize that there will always be someone better than you. After that you take some satisfaction in the fact that there will always be someone better than that guy who you want to be. Then you wonder, "well doesn't it end somewhere? Isn't there a guy who's at the top, better than everybody?" Then you realize that the man at the top is the pinnacle, the Pinnacle of All Things Manly, and he's the one who's laughing.

 

The Dames - Half a Man

 

The Pinnacle - A Man and a Half

not to fan the flames any further, but dames, after reading this i have 2 say pinnacle really layed the smack down on you

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Apparently you had a problem comprehending the Pinnacle's Theory of Reltavity/Manliness, but I expected you to have those problems because you don't quite stack up to me.

 

Unless you're fucking Shaquille O'Neal, there's always going to someone bigger, taller & better looking than you so YOU are not the Pinnacle.  Well, I'm better looking than you anyway...and the sexiest man on the board according to hotornot.com  but thats another story.  

 

It seems to me that you have some insecurities about your manhood, and you really should straighten those out before you try and get at me.  Doesn't matter how tall you are, how big you are....I'm always going to be the man and you can't take shit from me son.

 

I hate when somebody tries to say the same thing that I said to them, but act like they said the same thing. "You're so fat, you have to iron yourpants in your driveway." "Oh yeah? Well you're so fat you have to iron your shirt in the driveway!" My little brother does that kind of stuff. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

I see, so basically, what you're saying is that height makes a man.  

 

. I look to one side, and I see a little man holding up a replica of some belt. I look to another side and I see a guy with a pink sportjacket on and a rose in his mouth. I look back to the other side, and  don't see the first guy. After realizing that my line of sight might be too high, I look down and there he is, pulling on my leg and asking me if he looks like Tazz. I look back to the other side and there's no pink jacket, rose or hair gel, there's some guy looking like he needs a friend.

 

If the only thing that you got out of that was that you are short, you might need to deal with your shortness issues.

 

Well, I'm better looking than you anyway...and the sexiest man on the board according to hotornot.com  but thats another story.  

 

You don't know what I look like, and you're putting a lot of faith in hotornot.com. I bet the only people who voted for you were you and the guy who said that you have a "good look."

 

It seems to me that you have some insecurities about your manhood, and you really should straighten those out before you try and get at me.  

 

Finally, look at the title you gave me and ask yourself who's insecure. Is it the me, or the guy who has to tamper with people's title to feel some sort of pride? I guess you showed me! Doing stuff like that is nothing new. You have no idea how many people tried to assert their authority over me because that was the only thing they had going for them. In the end, it doesn't matter. You can have all of the positions tha you want. You can pile them up and stand on top of them for all that I care, but in the end you still don't stack up to me. Nobody ever does. I guess it's nature's way of leveling the playing field. Turtles have shells because their slow. A lot of animals have eyes that let them see to the side of themselves so they can see the predators. In the end, they still get eaten. You give people like you a little taste of power, but in the end, you still lose.

 

Dames - Bowing down to a player that's greater than him.

 

The Pinnacle - The player who Dames is bowing to.

[Guest TheDames7]

If you had the power, i'm sure you would have changed my title to something like "1/2 man" or some shit like that.  Its nothing more than a joke, so take it like its a joke.  

 

As for hotornot: 36 votes my friend.  

 

I have no issue with you saying that you're more of a man than whoever....what I do have issue with is you calling me half a man or whatever the fuck you wanted to insult me with. You don't know me son, and I know that if you went toe to toe with me on anything, you'd lose.  

 

Yeah, you're so fucking manly, but when I asked you straight up what makes you a man, what did you say?  You said you were the shit by default....and you never gave a real reason.  You didnt give a real reason because you know that you'd be completed outclassed and out"man"ed by anyone on this board.

 

Dames

[Guest whatitistoburn]

;;walks up to the mic and taps it;;

 

Is this thing on?

 

Anyways, I come here today not to flame a specific person.  No, I've come to flame a certain group of people.

 

To anyone on this board whose ever used the word "newbie", "noob", or "n00b" as an insult for a person on this board, I kindly invite you to suck my newbie dick through the glass ceiling.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

You don't know me son, and I know that if you went toe to toe with me on anything, you'd lose.  

 

You didnt give a real reason because you know that you'd be completed outclassed and out"man"ed by anyone on this board.

 

You're in a serious state of denial little man.

 

If you had the power, i'm sure you would have changed my title to something like "1/2 man" or some shit like that.  

 

I wouldn't do something like that, I would just talk shit like I'm doing now.

 

Its nothing more than a joke, so take it like its a joke.  

 

I might not let on, but I know that.

[Guest]

To answer the question in your sig, Dames, you kind of look like one of the many pictures they had on the news of the 9/11 terrorists.  Hope that's not in poor taste, but that's what I see.  It IS a small picture, though, for all I know you look like George Clooney.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

no, dames looks like d'lo

[Guest]

no, dames looks like d'lo

Dames looks like Tazz'lo.  (D'Lo + Tazz).

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

;;walks up to the mic and taps it;;

 

Is this thing on?

 

Anyways, I come here today not to flame a specific person.  No, I've come to flame a certain group of people.

 

To anyone on this board whose ever used the word "newbie", "noob", or "n00b" as an insult for a person on this board, I kindly invite you to suck my newbie dick through the glass ceiling.

hey who's the new guy?

[Guest godthedog]

ok, i just read the last page of this thread & a disturbing amount of people were trying to make up new insults by adding '-tard' to the end of a word.  calling someone a 'queertard' or a 'fucktard' DOESN'T MAKE ANYONE LOOK STUPID BUT YOU.  

 

"hey, is an asstard!"

 

"hey, is gaytard!"

 

"hey, is a stupidtard!"

 

it just doesn't work.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

hey godthedog, your post makes you a dumbtard

 

hahahaha

[Guest]

(eats dried Ramen noodles and takes bets on who'll score the next blow)

 

And you all aren't fucktards, or gaytards, or stupidtards, you're all FUCKSTICKS!!!

 

Ha, top that one!