"Rockin' it, Frat-Party Style!"

[Special K 0]

I do hope you're kidding.

 

Hey guys! Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger! I just came up with that.

 

To be the man you've got to be the man! I just came up with it. Plaigirism! It's fun.

 

'Tis a far, far better thing than I have ever done before.'

 

^

Guess what. I wrote that shit.

[The Czech Republic 0]

The Czech Republic put part of this story as his signature, but clearly forgot to credit the source. I'm pretty sure I don't like him already.

OH SHIT.

 

Hey look, Modern Man's Hustle, I didn't credit the quote to you either. I credited that to myself too.

[Guest eBayBrison]

This show should take over that shit they show on FOX now-a-days. I don't know why but these kids seem the same as the kids in Freddy Vs Jason. Only more sweaty and horny.

 

Brison

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

The Czech Republic put part of this story as his signature, but clearly forgot to credit the source. I'm pretty sure I don't like him already.

OH SHIT.

 

Hey look, Modern Man's Hustle, I didn't credit the quote to you either. I credited that to myself too.

Guess I gotta start nailing shit down so Czech doesn't take it.

[Guest Quik]

Wow, I hate Greek life with a passion, but that was probly the biggest stretch for a stereotype ever.

[Guest PlatinumBoy]

I don't get it.

 

Other than poking fun at the kids taste in music (Bizkit) and making them seem like turned-away auditions from The OC.

 

Whats wrong with smoking some marijuana, a punch bowl of juice/vodka, beer cans and pizza?

 

And VAGINA!

 

Jealous people would mock frat parties while they're watching Angel and scratching their balls and getting more Cheetos stains on their teeth & t-shirts.

Dave Eggers is the man behind Mcsweeney's. He's not some "nerd" who would mock frat parties. Also he gets more pussy than 99% of frat boys.