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1 - Hide and Seek FOX $22,000,000 $22,000,000 1 3005

2 1 Are We There Yet? SONY $17,000,000 $39,100,000 2 2710

3 12 Million Dollar Baby WB $11,825,000 $21,139,000 7 2010

4 2 Coach Carter PARA $8,000,000 $53,555,000 3 2574

5 3 Meet the Fockers UNIV $7,600,000 $257,900,000 6 3006

6 8 The Aviator M'MAX $7,509,555 $68,192,458 7 2503

7 11 Sideways FOX SEARCH $6,325,000 $40,032,308 15 1694

8 4 In Good Company UNIV $6,200,000 $35,900,000 5 1960

9 5 Racing Stripes WB $6,055,000 $34,580,000 3 3185

10 6 Assault on Precinct 13 FOCUS/ROGUE $4,235,275 $14,703,083 2 2297

11 9 Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera WB $4,005,000 $38,891,000 6 1511

12 7 White Noise UNIV $2,800,000 $53,600,000 4 2125

 

"Alone in the Dark" Tanked big, and that's most likely a good thing. Maybe now Hollywood will steer clear from Uwe Boll

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
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I was joking when I said it'd be number 1. ;)

 

Are We There Yet only slips falls 8%. Not bad...

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Box Office Mojo has Alone listed at #14 and bringing in a mere $2.5 million.

 

House of the Dead brought in $5.6 million for its opening.

 

Hmm...I wonder if this is the end of Uwe's career now.

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Uwe's got a bright career ahead of him in direct-to-video films if they cut him off. Honestly, Sanctimony and Heart of America are better than House of the Dead and (I presume) Alone in the Dark by far. I think it's studios giving Uwe bottom of the barrel scripts that hurts him the most, though he is at fault for a lot of his crappiness.

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Uwe's got a bright career ahead of him in direct-to-video films if they cut him off.

Well, when you've read about films like these

-- http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/current_co...y_bware05A.html -- coming out this year, the film companies listed there would snap him up for his notoriety alone.

 

With even lower production values, he either might be forced to not suck (WS' movies were better when he had less money to throw around) or his movies will end up with the Ed Wood production values that would make his movies even funnier.

 

It's win/win to me.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
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If Casper Van Dien starred in this, it would've opened up at #1.

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Dear God....

 

Uwe Boll's list of movies coming up:

BloodRayne

Hunter: The Reckoning

Far Cry

 

 

Those are three films that instantly just went to hell in a hand basket.

GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM VIDEO GAMES!

Guest Reservoir_Kitty
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Yeah, I've seen a preview for BloodRayne, and being a fan of the video games... yeah. Uwe Boll needs to step away from the video games to movies thing and go do something else for awhile.

 

The preview looked awful. The only bright spot of the movie? Michael Madsen, and even he can't make me go see it.

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Uwe's got a bright career ahead of him in direct-to-video films if they cut him off.

Well, when you've read about films like these

-- http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/current_co...y_bware05A.html -- coming out this year, the film companies listed there would snap him up for his notoriety alone.

 

With even lower production values, he either might be forced to not suck (WS' movies were better when he had less money to throw around) or his movies will end up with the Ed Wood production values that would make his movies even funnier.

 

It's win/win to me.

Ohhh trust me, I know all about those films ( http://www.yourvideostoreshelf.com )

 

I was actually going to put together a preview of sorts for 2005, but now that he did it, I won't have to blow hours upon hours prepping it.

 

As I said, Sanctimony and Heart of America, while nothing fantastic, are perfectly acceptable films. It's too bad Boll's a fucking nut, though.

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7 11 Sideways FOX SEARCH $6,325,000 $40,032,308 15 1694

this thrills the hell out of me. it's been playing at the EXACT same big first-run regal theater in manhattan for something like four months, and it just refuses to lose business. a friend of mine tried to go see the late showing there friday night, and it was sold out. and it wasn't just the award nominations, it's been going steady here the whole time.

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Dear God....

 

Uwe Boll's list of movies coming up:

BloodRayne

Hunter: The Reckoning

Far Cry

 

 

Those are three films that instantly just went to hell in a hand basket.

GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM VIDEO GAMES!

It could be worse.

 

He could be fucking up GOOD video games.

Posted
7 11 Sideways FOX SEARCH $6,325,000 $40,032,308 15 1694

this thrills the hell out of me. it's been playing at the EXACT same big first-run regal theater in manhattan for something like four months, and it just refuses to lose business. a friend of mine tried to go see the late showing there friday night, and it was sold out. and it wasn't just the award nominations, it's been going steady here the whole time.

great review of the movie, by the way.

Posted
Dear God....

 

Uwe Boll's list of movies coming up:

BloodRayne

Hunter: The Reckoning

Far Cry

 

 

Those are three films that instantly just went to hell in a hand basket.

GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM VIDEO GAMES!

It could be worse.

 

He could be fucking up GOOD video games.

Oh, in a recent interview, we learn the whole reason Bloodrayne was made...

 

we have a really, really hot sex scene with Loken where she is completely naked.

 

Well, at least Yuna will be interested.

Guest El Satanico
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Hide and Seek deserved to flop, for the sheer stupidity of releasing a new trailer that completely gives away the twist.

 

Deniro is the killer...if the studio doesn't care about giving spoilers, then I'm not spoiler tagging

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