Kingmas Gifts 2005

[Ace309]

for Zed: A lifesize Annie Eclectic blowup doll

for Annie: A restraining order against Zed

for Toxxic: A vague sense of amateur wrestling

for Wildchild: Matching replica SWF Cruiserweight title belts, one adult-sized, one child. Gotta give the young'n something to aspire to.

for Crusen: Someone coming to chat once in a while

for Frisco: The entire Asia Carrera collection

for Judge: A two-week AA chip. You'll earn it someday

for Scott Pretzler: An understanding of the silliness going on right now

[Toxxic]

*opens his gift*

 

WOW! 'How To Stretch Annoying Straight-Edgers' by Dace Night! Thank you King, it's what I AAAAAAAAALWAYS wanted!