Non-spoiler Smackdown/Velocity listings

[JoeDirt 0]

Velocity:

 

1) Kenzo Suzuki vs. Hardcore Holly

2) Charlie Haas vs. Rene Dupree

3) Heidenreich vs. Mike Mondo

 

Smackdown:

 

1) Danny Basham vs. Rey Misterio

2) Funaki/London/Moore vs. Chavo/Akio/Spike

3) Angle's hometown challenge

4) Cena vs. Booker T

5) Luther Reigns vs. Nunzio

6) Undertaker vs. Mark Jindrak

 

Plus, the new movie parody, a couple matches announced for No Way Out, Batista in the house, and some other stuff.

[SuperJerk 0]

No, dude, you gotta say it like this:

 

BATISTA IN THA HOUSE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Guest Deviant]

Heidenreich on Velocity (finally). Michael Cole is officially a prophet.

 

You know, that Smackdown card actually sounded likea good show until 5 & 6...