Guest Ace309 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 We pan out on the streets of Tampa, Florida. It's late at night. The only illumination comes from streetlights and from a flashlight held by someone walking down the street toward the camera. As he gets closer, we see that the figure is wearing a black knee-length leather jacket, a plain grey t-shirt and black dress pants, with combat boots on his feet and a crowbar in his hand. Finally, he raises the flashlight up, and it's Tom Flesher. He shines the flashlight onto the street sign, revealing that it reads "PALLET DR." He turns around and shines the flashlight on the house number, which reads "251." On the mailbox, the nameplate reads "KETCHUM." The camera catches a sadistic smile on Flesher's face, as he mutters to himself, "So... he likes pranks...." Flesher walks up the driveway, stopping at the McLaren F1 sitting. He shines the light on the vanity plate, which reads "PIKACHU." "Pikachu... goddamn little yellow mouse..." Flesher trails off on that sentence before muttering, "Yeah... I'll get him. I'll get him GOOD." Flesher swings the crowbar back over his head, and crashes it into the back window of the car. Immediately, the car alarm begins blaring. Flesher continues swinging the crowbar, knocking the last of the glass into the seats. He walks around to the passenger side window, shattering that as well, and does the same to each of the other side windows. He climbs onto the windshield and, with a mighty swing, shatters the windshield. Now, lights go on inside 251 Pallet Drive, but Flesher ignores them. With a look of insane glee on his face, he knocks the last of the glass into the car, and then swings the crowbar hard, denting the hood. He climbs into the car and pulls out a razor knife. We see Tom carving up the leather upholstry of the driver seat. Qith a few quick flicks of the wrist, he finishes, and then opens the door and climbs out. Stopping to slash all four tires, Flesher finishes the job and begins to walk away. "What a great prank," he says to himself, grinning. The camera records the damage to the front seat, which spells out: ASH, SO SORRY. SEE U SAT. BRING WALLACE. <3, TMF. Flesher struts away. The last thing we hear is him chuckling to himself, saying, "Heh heh heh... Wallace...." Fade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 12, 2002 That was motherfudging badass! Project: ? LOL! I never really liked the thing anways... it's really, REALLY creepy. Sorry Ash. Yous da man, Tommy Boy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Yeeeesss... Tom r0xx0rz! And the thing is from anime... and the ; is the "sweat dripping down the face" expression. It's equivalent to a "...", almost. ;;;;;;;;;;;; <--- someone try explaining THAT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Ee hee. Prankiness goes evil. Really brutal. Use of the anime face = evil. Congrats on giving me nightmare fuel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Simple, and to the point. It's always wonderful when heels destroy cars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Actually, come to think of it... it reminds me of the Flexxx/K-Os feud. We broke into each other's cars like it was something original =P *fears the mighty "push me off a ladder and I fall through two tables" spot* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Destroying cars is always fun, i remember destroying Erek Taylor's car about 3 times. * Blows up Erek Taylor's car again for old times sake. * Oh, and nice promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Nice, Flesher. = EVIL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted May 12, 2002 project ? me like! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 muahahahaahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted May 12, 2002 I get it You know, you only give Ash more ammo to use against you when you do stuff like that. But all in all... good. Things are getting a bit personal, aren't they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted May 12, 2002 Ahhhhhhhhh! is alive! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 12, 2002 ...holy shit... This is why Anime+E-Wrestling=FUCKING RATINGS, MAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 12, 2002 ...holy shit... This is why Anime+E-Wrestling=FUCKING RATINGS, MAN! EDIT: That's right. I loved this promo so fucking much, I had to DOUBLE POST! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted May 12, 2002 spammer ...... +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted May 12, 2002 <(00)> <(00<) ^(00)^ (>00)> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
