Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 The “I’m tired of waiting on Judge” edition! ============================================== SWF Storm HOLT report February 18, 2005 Hanover, New Hampshire, at Panarchy Frat House Report by Robert Gage of Dover, Delaware, Smartmarks.com reader - A friend of mine goes to Dartmouth, and he hooked me up with these tickets, so special shout out to Bobby K; you’re my boy, blue! Dark Matches: - Dominic Korgath mauled Uncle Filthy and make him squeal like a pig in about forty seconds with that torture rack. - Alan Clark beat Austin Sly in 2:19 with the Wrath of Clark. - Jamie Drazon put a man-sized whipping on Danny Dagda in a hardcore match. Man, it was a bloodbath; nobody does hardcore like Jay Dawg! The frat boys were totally into it, and Drazon just ate it up! Drazon finally put Danny out of his misery around 8:31 after knocking him out cold with a beer bong! - Ann Onita and Andrea Montgomery beat Déjà Vu in 5:07 when Annie hit the Triple C on Kross. - I was under the impression that Martin Hunt wasn’t under contract with the SWF any more, but I guess if you mention “Frat Party,” he just shows up. He came down to the ring in a toga, and the boys were going crazy for him; it’s probably the only time he’s ever been in an SWF ring that he ever got cheered. He beat Ryan Dustin in 4:25 with the Pi Kapp Attack. - Dace Night beat Manson in 11:44. Manson was on fire, but Dace looked like a man on a mission tonight! It was a hell of a battle, but Dace finally put him down with a Muscle Buster. Storm: - Strangely enough, after Funyon told us about Spike and Carnage, a pre-med student broke the silence when he started shouting “BLUE BALLS! BLUE BALLS!” It didn’t take long for it to catch on, and soon everybody was saying it. - Man, that Dangerous Drop on Sean Davis was sick! Pretzler showed me something tonight, since I didn’t know how he’d be able to handle himself in a hardcore setting, but is was obvious that Wild and Dangerous were working the rookie late in the match… Whatever problem there is between Johnny and Wildchild, I hope that they figure it out soon, because if they break up, the tag division is going straight to hell. - Somehow they got Perfect Bo and John Duran to come up for the show, and it’s probably a good thing, since they had to cancel the Maddix/King match. Duran won in 8:00 with the Blunt Force Trauma. - No doubt about it, Jet is too good for Toxxic! That guy’s too up uptight for a cool chick like her; he needs to take the stick out of his ass, or else let her trade up… I never thought I could see myself cheering for Spike Jenkins, but as long as he’s going to hit Toxxic in the head with a chair, I guess I could get into it. Biggest Pops 1) Jet 2) Wild and Dangerous 3) Mak Francis 4) Spike Jenkins 5) Martin Hunt Most Heat 1) Toxxic 2) Sacred 3) Sean Davis 4) Scott Pretzler 5) Manson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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