The one and only wwe raw thread

[Guest]

That's pretty sad when friggin TERRI does a better hurracarana then Lita and it's Lita's signature move.

I think I'm going to have to disagree. Terri's hurricanrana was about on the level of Kane's. I don't like Lita, but at least it flows... sometimes.

 

Eh, anyway, Tommy? Was that you? To quote JR, Oh Dear God...

 

Maybe the title match isn't the main event. Ah dammit... that means that the Stone Cold/Bradshaw vs nWo IS going to happen tonight.

[Guest El Satanico]

Hey now guys lets not keep talking like Terri is a decent female wrestler. We don't want to take a chance of anyone in WWe getting wind of that type of stuff.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

You know how great it would actually be if Flair won?  But he won't.

 

But seriously.  Chirs3 and I came up with this in about 43 seconds.

 

Flair gets the title.  He keeps the match with Taker--they've got history.  Taker goes face.  Flair forces Austin to up against Hogan.  Austin wins.  Flair keeps retaining the title by hook and crook up to KotR while Jericho gets Hogan, and we get the match everyone cares about, Austin vs. Flair.

 

43 seconds.  God, it's so easy to make stuff not suck.

[Guest El Satanico]

I never said Terri had a good hurracarana. That's just a statement on how horrible Lita's is.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

sign in the crowd:

 

Bring back evil Hogan

 

 

...what exactly is the difference?  the color?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

What is lil' Nature boy doing?

 

Isn't this no DQ?

[Guest El Satanico]

damnit Toronto shut the hell up. Don't make Vince think it's good to keep the belt on Hogan much longer.

[Guest Nevermortal]

As I'm watching this match, I really do believe that time is standing still.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Vince should just base every show in Toronto.

 

It's the only crowd that can truly justify his putting the title on Hogan. In fact, it's their fault!

[Guest]

Raw is War.

 

Anyway, wrestling posts aside, I'd really like to know how to put a picture in my signature line. I've tried everything and nothing works.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Hogan stole Ventura's boas, Flair's chops and Undertaker's bike. Actually Hogan might ride the bike so that he doesn't have to hobble to the ring.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Did you try postin that question in the proper forum?

 

that might be a step in the right direction.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

This match is painfully boring.  Can the WWF get off this whole nostaglia kick ASAP?

[Guest El Satanico]

Isn't there a folder to ask how to do things like that?

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Im likin this match. XPAC??!

[Guest]

Did it ocuur to you, a moderator, that the appropriate thread has a combined total of about 48 posts?  I'd like my question answered tonight, not next month.  If you don't want to answer the question, fine, but I'm not doing any harm by asking it to the other posters.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

HULKSTER WINS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HULKSTER WINS!

[Guest El Satanico]

um...ok the main event match is over...and by my watch we still have a hour.

 

so then what the hell

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

What occurs to me is that this board has rules.

 

Abide by them or be banned.

 

That was the only warning you will get.

[Guest CanadianChris]

And Hogan beats Flair again.  Some things never change.

 

And I never thought someone would look less cool on a bike than Taker, but Hogan did it.

[Guest Nevermortal]

That match has rendered my main senses useless. It is by sheer luck that I can even type.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Flair did a great job of making hogan look like a million bucks, but it wasn't by doing a great job of selling his offense or bumping really well for him, it was by wrestling like a complete sack of shit. Flair looked really bad out there, even worse than hogan. Is it me or was show trying to do his best impression of andre, standing behind flair looking menacing, and hitting hogan with a devastating series of headbutts.

[Guest]

Get a life Bps.  I'm not breaking any rules.  What I'm doing is no different than what you used to do when you turned every intelligent thread into a ridiculous conspiracy theory thread or how Anglesault turns many a thread into a bitchfest about Edge/Angle.  I just asked a simple question that would ellicit a simple answer and from me a simple "thanks." I'm not trying to sway the course of the thread. If you would like to ban me for that, feel free.  As you can see by my post count this forum is not a big part of my life, sorry to disspaoint you.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Flair? Jobbing to Hogan?

 

NEVER!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Bradshaw vs. Big Show & X-Pac?? Main event?  Handicap lumberjack match?? Why?

[Guest]

Austin's gonna face Scotty Steiner. Face it.

[Guest ManKinnd]

Flair's promos are too good for Raw.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Give Trish a spanking!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Thats it.  

 

Despite my dislike for you I have not let that sway my attitude towards modding this board.  

 

Despite the couple of pms I have received from posters about you I have turned the other way because any action taken by me would be constewed as biased.

 

Given the fact that you will not follow rules I issue you a warning.

 

Flaming a mod who told you how to conduct yourself on the board is unexceptable.

 

Goodbye.

[Guest]

Oh my God! Tonight's show is being brought to you by Slim Jim! You know what that means...MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE JOINS THE NWO!!!

 

...or something.