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[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

 

Not so cool now, are we, Patrick?

 

Discuss amongst yourselves.

[Matt Young 0]

This is the best topic you have ever posted.

[Positively Kanyon 0]

Kotzenjunge = The Shiznit

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

You should form a messageboard clique around that premise.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oddly, as you did this, my friend and I were watching our high asses on my camcorder as a way of shocking ourselves into change. It didn't really work, as we just laughed at it and remarked on how cool it was at the time, despite looking and sounding like complete retards.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Arron Carter's a pothead?

[Guest Quik]

Aaron Carter's probly one of those potheads who won't shut the fuck up and keeps saying "Dudes, I'm so wasted!" every 5 minutes. Then he smiles and starts exclaiming about how he's got the munchies even though he just finished smoking 3 minutes ago. God forbid he got his hands on that guitar. He'd probly sit there for 20 minutes playing 3 chords from "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", "Flake", and "Faith". Ugh, craving attention, stupid shit-eating grin on his face as he plays everything off-rhythm or just wrong. "Hey dudes, you like Green Day! How 'bout 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams'? Yeah!"

 

I hate those fucking people. You just want to lace their pot with PCP, get them to smoke it and then throw them in the car and drop them off in some random-ass place. Assholes. I hate bad stoners. I hope their children die in a car wreck on prom night. I hope they drink Leukemia at a shitty family-reunion.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Drink... Leukemia?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I've gotten to the point where I'll say when the shit hits me, but I don't go on and on like I used to. I'm maturing now that it's getting close to a year since I started. I just get intellectual now instead of telling everyone how high I am.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Okay, I'll tell people how high I am, but it's not just "dude, I'm so high!" It's a full description of how my nervous system is reacting and all that.

[BUTT 0]

Aaron Carter rules. I'd like to hear a drugged-out Phish-style version of "That's How I Beat Shaq".

[Guest mozak]

just a big Loser .

[Guest T®ITEC]

What an asshole. Go outside and play.

[Guest CronoT]

I've gotten to the point where I'll say when the shit hits me, but I don't go on and on like I used to. I'm maturing now that it's getting close to a year since I started. I just get intellectual now instead of telling everyone how high I am.

Oh yes, that's something to truly be proud of, isn't it?

 

*Sweetest revenge ever*

 

"Kotz, since you're suck a pothead, the only job you can get is working at Wal-Mart."

 

"Welcome to your first day of work, Kotz. Now, meet your Supervisor, CronoT."

[sfaJack 0]

So wait...if you're Kotz's supervisor at Wal-Mart, wouldn't that make you an even bigger loser because you've been rotting there long enough to be a supervisor?

 

Or are you saying it's cool to be a supervisor at Wal-Mart? Cuz it's not.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Cuz it's not.

When I first read that... I mistook 'n' for 'h'...

 

"CUZ IT'S HOT, BABY, CUZ IT'S HOT!"

[Guest Vitamin X]

I've gotten to the point where I'll say when the shit hits me, but I don't go on and on like I used to. I'm maturing now that it's getting close to a year since I started. I just get intellectual now instead of telling everyone how high I am.

Oh yes, that's something to truly be proud of, isn't it?

 

*Sweetest revenge ever*

 

"Kotz, since you're suck a pothead, the only job you can get is working at Wal-Mart."

 

"Welcome to your first day of work, Kotz. Now, meet your Supervisor, CronoT."

Wal-Mart drug tests, dumbass.

[AndrewTS 0]

So wait...if you're Kotz's supervisor at Wal-Mart, wouldn't that make you an even bigger loser because you've been rotting there long enough to be a supervisor?

 

Or are you saying it's cool to be a supervisor at Wal-Mart? Cuz it's not.

Plus, does it mean that CronoT legally changed his name to his TSM screen name?

 

The Warrior at least actually had a good reason for it, CT.

 

At first I thought the blond guy was supposed to be Kotz.

[Mole 0]

Watch Aaron Carter actually be cool.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I've gotten to the point where I'll say when the shit hits me, but I don't go on and on like I used to. I'm maturing now that it's getting close to a year since I started. I just get intellectual now instead of telling everyone how high I am.

Oh yes, that's something to truly be proud of, isn't it?

 

*Sweetest revenge ever*

 

"Kotz, since you're suck a pothead, the only job you can get is working at Wal-Mart."

 

"Welcome to your first day of work, Kotz. Now, meet your Supervisor, CronoT."

Dude, who's high here. I should ban you for being a bad influence on younger posters to go out and buy SHELVES and take PICTURES of them for an INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD and have the absolute worst fuckin' case of "I'm not funny but keep shitting out of my mouth" I've ever seen.

[Guest CronoT]

So wait...if you're Kotz's supervisor at Wal-Mart, wouldn't that make you an even bigger loser because you've been rotting there long enough to be a supervisor? 

 

Or are you saying it's cool to be a supervisor at Wal-Mart?  Cuz it's not.

Plus, does it mean that CronoT legally changed his name to his TSM screen name?

 

The Warrior at least actually had a good reason for it, CT.

 

At first I thought the blond guy was supposed to be Kotz.

Did you honestly think I was going to put my real name on here? You're dumber than you accuse me of being.

 

Wal-Mart drug tests, dumbass.

It's Wal-Mart, X. Do you honestly think they give a shit if someone's on drugs? The only reason they test is because the feds make them do it. Half the people I work with are potheads or worse. Take off the Rose-Colored glasses, X.

[Art Sandusky 0]

So wait...if you're Kotz's supervisor at Wal-Mart, wouldn't that make you an even bigger loser because you've been rotting there long enough to be a supervisor? 

 

Or are you saying it's cool to be a supervisor at Wal-Mart?  Cuz it's not.

Plus, does it mean that CronoT legally changed his name to his TSM screen name?

 

The Warrior at least actually had a good reason for it, CT.

 

At first I thought the blond guy was supposed to be Kotz.

Did you honestly think I was going to put my real name on here? You're dumber than you accuse me of being.

My real name is Kotzen F. Junge.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wal-Mart drug tests, dumbass.

It's Wal-Mart, X. Do you honestly think they give a shit if someone's on drugs? The only reason they test is because the feds make them do it. Half the people I work with are potheads or worse. Take off the Rose-Colored glasses, X.

In all fairness Kotz probably owns more tinted eyewear than VX. I'll admit I have blue-colored glasses that I bought about four years ago because I needed to do a Bono impersonation for English class or something.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I have a single pair of prescription sunglasses. I also have a pair of Joe Cool-like round sunglasses that are sadly not prescription. The latter is simply black, the former looks black until closer view upon which you see it's a really, really dark green.

[The Czech Republic 0]

In 7th grade, I thought it would be cool to get the eyeglasses with the little flip-down shades that turn them into sunglasses. Then I realized that was decidedly not cool.

[Guest Vitamin X]

So wait...if you're Kotz's supervisor at Wal-Mart, wouldn't that make you an even bigger loser because you've been rotting there long enough to be a supervisor? 

 

Or are you saying it's cool to be a supervisor at Wal-Mart?  Cuz it's not.

Plus, does it mean that CronoT legally changed his name to his TSM screen name?

 

The Warrior at least actually had a good reason for it, CT.

 

At first I thought the blond guy was supposed to be Kotz.

Did you honestly think I was going to put my real name on here? You're dumber than you accuse me of being.

 

Wal-Mart drug tests, dumbass.

It's Wal-Mart, X. Do you honestly think they give a shit if someone's on drugs? The only reason they test is because the feds make them do it. Half the people I work with are potheads or worse. Take off the Rose-Colored glasses, X.

Well obviously your Walmart is desperate for employees if they hired you. Considering that, I doubt they'd care much to adhere to their drug policy.

 

In all fairness Kotz probably owns more tinted eyewear than VX.

I don't own a single pair of sunglasses, actually and my lone pair of eyeglasses are rather cheap "Jonathon Taylor Designs" I got from Costco.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Jonathon Taylor Thomas designs? Because those would make you very attractive to middle schoolers if you took a time machine back to 1995.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Oh my mistake. They say Richard Taylor Designs. Then for some reason it says Jonathan at the end.

 

Maybe these glasses weren't supposed to be mine or something, although that wouldn't be very cool to have my name written on the inside frame of my glasses.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Don't lie. You didn't buy them. You stole them from the Disneyland lost and found.

 

Actually, I have an aunt in Anaheim who used to send me stuff from the Disneyland lost and found as birthday presents until I was 15. Sophomore in high school and I get a plastic backpack with Mickey Mouse that says "THIS BELONGS TO: Tina Vasquez on it. She just had no concept of age. Or taste.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I HATE Disneyland. I lived a couple streets down from Six Flags Magic Mountain anyways though, so going to any other theme park felt kind or irrelevant. It was hip in my town to own a season pass, as people would go there to hang out or hit on out-of-towners and the like.

 

But yeah my ex lived in Anaslime, and I absolutely loathe that town and a couple of the surrounding areas. Orange County is only worth a damn if you're by the beach and even then..