The Fanta Girls....

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I didn't write that, though.

[TheFranchise 0]

I didn't write that, though.

[Jingus 0]

I wouldn't want to kill the Fanta Girls themselves. They're just struggling actresses who've committed no greater sin than to do a lame gig for money. I'd rather save the homicide for whichever marketing executive who thought their hideous excuse for a "song" was a good idea.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I didn't write that, though.

I use my own material in some of those posts like that. Other times, I'll just find some random slash.

[Guest Sturgis]

The song may be annoying, but at least it's not a god awful Truth commercial. Those commercials make me consider smoking just to piss them off.

That's what they want you to do.

[Jingus 0]

Exactly. The truth commercials are actually part of that massive court settlement that the tobacco companies had to pay a few years back. Remember that? One of the punishments they received is that they had to create some anti-smoking ads. So, in a rather brilliant maneuver, they proceed to churn out the most godawful sanctimonious annoying ads possible in the form of Truth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SMOKE!

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

I thought this thread would be about whether or not I would fuck the Fanta girls.

 

I would kill them, but first I would fuck them. Then I would kill them. And fuck them again.

[Slayer 0]

I thought this thread would be about whether or not I would fuck the Fanta girls.

 

I would kill them, but first I would fuck them. Then I would kill them. And fuck them again.

BeyondtheGrave, is that you?