Who is the more attractive poster?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I think it's rather funny seeing guys post online to each other about how attractive they are. We rarely even do that shit.

...says the girl w/ her own picture in her sig...

[Guest Leena]

I'm not asking, nor do I care, if people on here find me attractive or not, by having my picture in my sig.

[Guest J*ingus]

That reminds me of something. Alina, who is that woman in your avatar, and why does she look like she's been drenched with gallons of Vaseline?

[Guest Kinetic]

My original concept was to have a sort of contest where we determined the most attractive poster here. Not a lot of people were willing to go along with it, though, so it just turned into a lot of silliness. I wasn't so much seeking compliments and acceptance when I started this thread, really. I just wanted to belittle people in a fun and exciting manner.

[Guest treble charged]

It's everyone's favourite wrestler, Jackie Gayda.

[Guest Kinetic]

That's Jackie Gaydar, Jingus.

[Guest Some Guy]

Some Guy talks a lot of unsubstantiated shit, too. I'd be interested in seeing his picture.

And I will continue to do so. As I've said multiple times I don't have a digital camera (we did get a scanner but when my sister tried to hook it up it fucked up the whole PC) and even if I did I would have no idea how to upload it on to the site, plus I think the last picture of me that I own was taken on New Years and I was shitfaced, smoking a cigar, holding a beer in one hand and a BB gun in the other, all while making a stupid face so I'd have to have someone take my picture, hook up my scanner without destroying the PC, and then figure out how to post the pic all to prove something that I already know, that I'm better looking than you guys. Doesn't seem worth it to me, but in the unlikely event of all those things occuring I will gladly bump the thread back up and post my pic so you can all bask in my handsomeness.

 

I just thought of this, I'll do a search to see if my year book pics form high school are online somewhere and if I find it I'll post a 4 year old pic of me, with a different hair cut and no facial hair just to make Kinetic happy, even thought he picture is not an accurate representation of my current looks, I still look damn good.

[Guest Some Guy]

I've searched for a 1/2 hour and can't find anything. IF anybody knows a place where I can find yearbooks pics online feel free to give the link.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yeah, fo sheez. At least we had the GRAPEFRUITS to put our pictures up here. Why not them, eh?

 

Top 5 so far(in no order, and the only ones I really remember seeing):

Kinetic

ME~!

Flyboy

Dames

Treble Charged

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! What about me, what about Edward? Why don't I make the Top 5?!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I said in no order, and the only ones I remember seeing. If you posted your picture I must have missed it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

Heh. I'd be interested in posting a pic sometime, except that 1.I have no scanner nor digital camera, and 2.I'm fairly unattractive and insecure. So, uh, nevermind.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I said in no order, and the only ones I remember seeing. If you posted your picture I must have missed it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

My prom pics are still up on like the second or third page... they led to the famous "Kinetic made Dames spit out his water" comment. I think they were on the same page as Flyboy's, so I guess you did miss 'em... its all good, at least you didn't intentionally leave me off the list, heh.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Oh he saw them, and basically what he's saying is that you're uglier than Flyboy.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

ive just read this whole thread (yes i am bored) and i can conclude that the best looking guy on this board is..............*drum roll*............ kinetic ,of course that is just my opinion.

 

dames and flyboy are kinda cute too.oh and davy, but i really don't think that is his picture, no1 who lives in liverpool looks that good.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Oh he saw them, and basically what he's saying is that you're uglier than Flyboy.

 

Maybe thats true, because again I gets no love... I'll have to remember to NOT rent from that tux place again because their clothes aren't stylish enough and make me look bad.

[Guest Kinetic]

Woohoo! If I'm ever in Wales, I'll be sure to look you up.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Down, boy. She just said you were the best-looking guy on this board. <g>

[Guest papacita]

I can't take a good pic for shit, but here's another pic of me.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What about me? Oh yeah, I didn't post my pictures in this thread. Tha's gonna change!!!

 

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't claim to look better than anyone, but I just wanted to make sure things were fair here.

 

And Evenflow, I forgot about those Prom pictures.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

papacita... you have big lips like me, too.

 

And while pinnacle's talking.. why hasn't he posted a picture yet?

 

... Exactly.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Because of his name, I always pictured Papacita as Hispanic...

 

Looking good, gentlemen.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Nah, Papacita's cool, I knew he was a brother.

 

And TRITEC, you might want to link people to the SmarkTalk site itself, not just the messageboard, since the board doesn't have a link to the site.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest T®ITEC]

I forgot about the website... I actually never visit there. I changed it, anyway.

[Guest Some Guy]

What about me? Oh yeah, I didn't post my pictures in this thread. Tha's gonna change!!!

 

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't claim to look better than anyone, but I just wanted to make sure things were fair here.

 

And Evenflow, I forgot about those Prom pictures.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I'm better looking.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Flyboy you must not have been paying attention when I made the Michael Jordan joining Little League analogy.

[Guest Incandenza]

Argh. Nevermind.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I'd post my picture but my scanner is broken. I sorta look like Kotzenjunge. What have you guys imagined me to look like?

[Guest Incandenza]

I'd post my picture but my scanner is broken. I sorta look like Kotzenjunge. What have you guys imagined me to look like?

Elvis Costello, if only for that avatar you use to have.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I imagined you as a small mass of land.

 

(*shrug*)

 

 

Hey, Czech me out:

 

 

It's pretty close... Except my hair has a copper tinge to it, and I'm a fatass.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You're not TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion anymore? Awwwwwww. I did sorta look like my Elvis Costello avatar I guess, it was the closest I could find in a hurry. I ahve longer hair now though.