Who is the more attractive poster?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I'll respond after I get finished laughing at your picture Dames.

 

Dames - Doesn't realize how stupid he looks

 

The Pinnacle - Laughing uncontrollably

[Guest]

Hmm, I've gone from a 6.1 to a 7.5 to a 6.9 in the last hour. Odd.

[Guest RetroRob215]

Kinetic, I would stick to the first pic.  

[Guest]

Actually, in that picture, I weighed 145.  I took that in October.  I put on 30 pounds, some of it is muscle, most of it is fat.

 

Dames-  Has a good idea for my sig pic.

[Guest Kinetic]

Kinetic, I would stick to the first pic.  

They rejected it, for some reason.  It might be because I look like I'm about 14 in it.  I don't know.  Either way, I won't be doing business with the people of hotornot.com ever again.

[Guest Some Guy]

What did they do to you, Kinetic?

[Guest Kinetic]

What did they do to you, Kinetic?

The bastards rejected my second picture.  I have two theories:  Either it was entirely too sexy for the site to carry without charges of pornography being leveled, or Dames is holding me down.  The hotornot.com glass ceiling is in full effect.

[Guest Some Guy]

Maybe it's because you already had a picture sent in, but I'm going with the Dames Glass Ceiling theory for now.

[Guest TheDames7]

It's All About The Dames...

[Guest Some Guy]

and I ain't playing. :0

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I like your first pic better Kinetic, it just has a certain quality to it that I can't place my finger on... it's gotta be the suit.  Anyway, I just remembered I have some prom pics that I can scan, so I'll try and scan those and get 'em posted tomorrow.  Not exactly current, but I look pretty much the same.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im UGLY.

Im BALD (naturally..)

Im not even 20 yet (Birthday on Saturday).

Damn.

Thanks for the depressing topic.

[Guest treble charged]

So, in other words, you look exactly like your avatar?

[Guest muzanisa]

Kinetic are you Damon Albarn?

[Guest Kinetic]

Kinetic are you Damon Albarn?

I wish.  It seems unfair that looking like Damon Albarn gets him plenty of attractive women, including Justine from Elastica, whereas it gets me nothing.  Strangely enough, not many female Texans are into the whole waifish music enthusiast look.  I've always thought that I look like Beck, actually, but I'll take Damon Albarn.  Thank you.

[Guest Ace309]

I'll just jump in with an entirely unrelated photo of me and the toddler across the street from Halloween. I babysit him, because there are no teenage girls around and his parents haven't yet realized that a 19-year-old heavyweight wrestler is more than likely to kill the young man. God I love that kid.

 

[Guest goodhelmet]

"Strangely enough, not many female Texans are into the whole waifish music enthusiast look.  I've always thought that I look like Beck, actually, but I'll take Damon Albarn.  Thank you. "

 

Dude, get the hell out of Northwest Texas. no good can come from living there. Move to Austin or some other liberal-minded college town and rack up the digits. Even San Antonio has a decent (not great) underground/art scene. Do not base all of Texas on some backwoods-religious- farming community tailor made for WASPs. Move. It's your only hope!!!!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

OK, I couldn't find any pictures, so I did the next best thing.  I can't direct-link from my Tripod UK account, so load up a picture of me (face only in this one) here.

 

I know, I'm no Kinetic, but I'm not that bad.

 

...

 

OK, I really couldn't find any pictures, so I scanned my prom photos from both junior and senior year respectively.  I can't win with these images either... if I don't cut my hair I look like I'm Amish (especially with my beard and "Amish Acres" t-shirt), and if I do cut my hair my ears stick out and I look like a monkey.

[Guest]

 

 

It's me!  It's me!  It's Mario Alan Logan!

[Guest Kinetic]

Wow, Evenflow.  You have pretty diverse taste in women.  How'd you manage to lure that second one out from under the bridge?

[Guest TheDames7]

Jesus, Kinetic.  You made me spit out my water!  I'm at work damn you!  LOL!!!!

 

The second girl...I dont know why, but it just seems like she just finished screaming out "Yeah baby......YEAH!"

 

Dames

[Guest]

I don't have a picture on hand, but know that I look just like Ted Knight, and you can imagine all the people who've been bowled over by my handsomeness.

[Guest muzanisa]

Is that Ted Knight Starman, 1930's superhero and father of Jack?

[Guest]

Is that Ted Knight Starman, 1930's superhero and father of Jack?

 

Juh?

[Guest goodhelmet]

I believe he is old and looks like Ted Knight, the actor who appeared as the father in Too Close For Comfort and the movie Caddyshack.

[Guest dreamer420]

Rad, you look like Judge Smails.  That's pretty sweet.

[Guest]

I believe he is old and looks like Ted Knight, the actor who appeared as the father in Too Close For Comfort and the movie Caddyshack.

 

Close. I look like a young Ted Knight. I am so goddamn fucking handsome.

[Guest dreamer420]

My ex used to tell me all the time that I look like the Sandman.  I can't decide if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wow, Evenflow.  You have pretty diverse taste in women.  How'd you manage to lure that second one out from under the bridge?

Hahahahahaha! That and Dames' water spitting line are priceless.  No really, they are.

 

The deal with senior prom was that I didn't have a date for the longest time, so I sorta grudgingly told my friend that I'd go with her if her date backed out.  He did, and on cue, a bunch of girls (OK, two, but that's more than I've ever had after me before ) suddenly wanted to go to prom with me.  I'm a man of my word though, so I took my friend instead.

 

Which do you guys think looks better... the Amish or the Monkey? This referring to myself, not my dates.

[Guest]

Since my pic is not uploading, here is the link:  (for only those who are not already freaked out by me)

 

http://www.geocities.com/mariologan/Mario_Alan_Logan.jpg