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Guest Vitamin X
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Hey man, you should be happy enough they let your people live long enough to reproduce with them.

 

They didn't even give the Cuban natives that chance. Then again, the Cuban natives introduced the Spainards, and thus the rest of Europe and the Western world, to smoking tobacco, so I guess it worked out in the end for them.

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Well not sure if this belongs here or not, but my friends and I had a wrestlemania party (it was 19) and during the show, my friend's woman neighbor started fighting with another woman. The best part was that it was more entertaining than the match that was on (Booker vs HHH). Hair pulling, punching, kicking. They were both bloody and bruised aftewards. The cops even came, and my friend was pissed, he was like look I paid 40 bucks for this show and didn't want to be interrupted. .The cops understood and even one of them looked like he wanted to watch the show. So they left, just in time for the Hogan/Vince classic.

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Yeah. Last weekend we had a nice little shindig. I suppose down here in Texas we call carousing with friends shindigs.

 

Anyways, we were busy rocking out to something, and my pretty big friend Drew decided to bump into me. For some odd reason, I proceeded to back body drop him. Apparently, it looked pretty badass.

 

The funny thing is, he is the guy that always throws people around to show off how powerful he is. Now he realizes how much it hurts to have someone slam you to the ground.

 

He is a heavy motherfucker. I woke up the next morning with a sore neck and back.

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