Angles Broken Fricken Neck 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 I'm not typing the Raw results anymore because I don't know what to even write for what just happened. pillow fight, then viscera in barry white mode seduced lillian with his dark side? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 A remember thinking several years ago that if I took over WCW, I would give Meng a Barry White/Marvin Gaye gimmick. Finally WWE has realized the potential of such a character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 This has to be the 2005 Gooker Award Winner.. Enjoy it. We haven't seen the 2005 RAW Diva Search yet. Theres no way that could top how bad this is. Bad Wrestler + Bad Gimmick + Lots of Air Time + Bad Singing + Sexual References + Stealing Fans Stuff = BAD I really think you're underestimating how sucky creative is in this company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Must they put Vis/Lillian back to back with Kane/Lita!? Well, if Kane and Lita stay together, perhaps Kane, Lita, Vis and Lillian do a double date? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted May 17, 2005 ...Doesn't look like Kane liked that to much.. Would you want to be kissing a $2 hoe? Damn, everyone in the locker room has had a ride with Lita by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 For thos of you making fun of this, Visra is finally mga ovr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 A remember thinking several years ago that if I took over WCW, I would give Meng a Barry White/Marvin Gaye gimmick. That would be even better than this, which is almost hard to believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 This has to be the 2005 Gooker Award Winner.. Enjoy it. We haven't seen the 2005 RAW Diva Search yet. Theres no way that could top how bad this is. Bad Wrestler + Bad Gimmick + Lots of Air Time + Bad Singing + Sexual References + Stealing Fans Stuff = BAD No. It's actually good. The most entertaining person on Raw in weeks has been Viscera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 This has to be the 2005 Gooker Award Winner.. Enjoy it. We haven't seen the 2005 RAW Diva Search yet. Theres no way that could top how bad this is. Bad Wrestler + Bad Gimmick + Lots of Air Time + Bad Singing + Sexual References + Stealing Fans Stuff = BAD ITS GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angles Broken Fricken Neck 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 and we still have an hour of raw left.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Lita's outfit maths dg's outfit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted May 17, 2005 and we still have an hour of raw left.... Holy shit, you're right. How in the hell are they going to top that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 and we still have an hour of raw left.... Seriously...WTF? Is the Gold Rush match now?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 This Gold Rush Tournament was only missing one thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 So muh for RA only gtting 10 pags, I didnt kno Big Vis as gonna stal the sho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 That as by far the gratst hour in sports ntrtainmnt in yars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Th Gold Rush Tournamnt Musi sounds lik th musi from Rturn of th Living Dad 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Who do we have left besides Edge and Kane? HBK and a bunch of tag team crap, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 I'm not typing the Raw results anymore because I don't know what to even write for what just happened. ** RAW Results: Hassan & Daivari over Jericho & Benjamin (Hassan pinned Jericho) in 6:05...ECW PPV Commercial...Flair pins Christian in 3:05, Batista saves Flair from double-team...Edge yells at Lita, threatens Kane...Chris Masters wins Masterlock Challenge, assaulted by Steven Richards...Kane chokes Edge, "leave Lita alone"...Chris Benoit no-contest Tajiri in "ECW Rules Match" at 3:50 when Bischoff stopped match, bans Raw wrestlers from ECW PPV, and will bring a volunteer group to the ECW PPV to destroy it... Christie pins Candace in a lingerie pillow fight match, and then Viscera came out. THEN, BARRIERS BETWEEN DIMENSIONS BROKE DOWN, DISRUPTING THE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM AND CAUSING THE VERY LAWS OF REALITY TO GO UP IN FLAMES. THE SKIES FELL, CATS BEGAN MATING WITH DOGS, BRIMSTONE RAINED DOWN ON THE STREETS, AND VINCE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT HIS DAUGHTER ISN'T VERY TALENTED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 and we still have an hour of raw left.... Holy shit, you're right. How in the hell are they going to top that? Gee..I think they should have saved Jericho/Shelton vs EVIL ARAB AMERICANS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 I have to say, Raw is perversely entertaining in a way it hasn't been in quite a while. Bischoff interrupting the "ECW" match, Viscera playing the creepy black sexual predator, the Edge/Lita intrigue, I'm really loving all of it. I feel like Russo just got the book again or something, and is trying to remind us that we don't need wrestling for a fun TV show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 ho is vryon pulling for, DG or KAN? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 ho is vryon pulling for, DG or KAN? Dude...just let it go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angles Broken Fricken Neck 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 off topic here a minute, but owen died on the 23rd may didnt he? Think they will do anything since raw is on the 23rd next week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Jriho! BEST ECW-less name! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Jericho is too good for wrestling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 At least Jericho's going somewhere with his character now. Now he just need something to "re-motivate" him, and maybe he can stop being such a jobber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted May 17, 2005 ...and the intrigue over who will turn heel continues...... Will it be Jericho, or Shelton Benjamin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 Asom, a "ral lif" storylin... hris Jriho HATS RSTLING FOR Monday Night RA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2005 I was serious tho...I think Edge wins and then wins the World Title next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
