Tennesse Crime Stopper Worth Breaking up AMW?

[Guest iwcmvp]

“Is The Tennessee Crime Stopper Worth Breaking Up American’s Most Wanted?”

 

Dear Wrestling Fans,

 

In an attempt to destroy one of NWATNA premier tag teams. WWE has come to terms with the Tennessee Cowboy James Storm. James Storm’s nickname will be the Tennessee Crime Stopper and will be a modern day version of the Big Boss Man Ray Traylor. James Storm ironically is a crime stopper in real life has he stopped a purse snapper a few months ago at a shopping mall that gained some press coverage in local papers.

 

James Storm first feud will be against Steven Richards who will get a gimmick billing myself as the Trojan Horse. Steven Richards will place a Trojan Horse on the officially WWE website causing fans computers to crash and have their credit card numbers stolen. The angle is a shoot at Pro Wrestling Insider that places a Trojan Horse on anyone that visits their websites! Steven Richards feud with James Storm will climax when they fight each other in a Jailhouse match. The goal of the match is to lock your opponent in a jail cell with Nailz(Kevin Kelley) waiting inside. Nailz will play a stereotypically homosexual prisoner. Apparently Nailz is running low on money and Vince is finally getting his revenge from the steroid trial.

 

James Storm next feud will be against Muhammad Hussan. Muhammad will attack president George Bush on a Raw Show in Washington DC putting the president in the camel clutch. James Storm will come to the rescue of the president and will set up a special match between Storm and Hussan. If Storm wins Hussan must deport the United States but if Hussan wins he get George Bush as his man servant for a week. Storm will lose causing George Bush to be Hussan’s slave. Bush will be forced to dress up like a Iraqi hooker, wash Hussan’s feet, groom his camel, and many other embarrassing acts. George Bush feels he can improve his approval ranking in the country if he takes part in something hip like WWE and can be involved in a humorous storyline. James Storm will get the last laugh in their feud after Storm defeats Hussan in a C-4 explosive match, which occurs a few weeks after Hussan places a bomb in Madison Square Garden but Storm saves the day with his bomb detector at the last second.

 

Storm will then be placed into a feud with Viscera. Viscera will be pimping junior high school girls by brainwashing them with his new Men on a Mission Rap CD featuring such hits as Suck My Tootsie Roll and Eat My Chocolate Fudge. James Storm will save the junior high school girls by using his Tennessee

Crime stopper van to get the girls out of Viscera’s Ho House. Storm and Viscera will have a lumberjack fat ho match where Viscera 300 pound hookers are the lumberjacks. Storm will defeat Viscera in the match after from some help from Mae Young and the Fabulous Mollah.

 

James Storm will eventually feud with HHH after he reveals a huge scandal revealing HHH to still be married to Stephanie. James Storm will call the scandal Wrestlegate and claim HHH is holding back superstars like Chris Jericho, RVD, and Chris Benoit for his own gain. This will lead to a match where if Storm wins HHH must divorce Stephanie causing him to give up part ownership of the company.

 

Many wrestling fans will be upset that America’s Most Wanted will be torn apart. However, Storm may make some wrestling fans happy if he can conquer the Wrestlegate scandal. One thing is for certain is the Big Boss Man will be smiling up in the sky when the Tennessee Crimes Stopper debuts. Peace out and have a nice day

 

Sincerely,

 

Chickie Singer

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ban plz

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that would go down as the greatest wrestling angle of all time.

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I loved it!!!!!

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What the shit?

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What the shit?

100% true...Meltzer confirmed.