Conan O' Brien Predicts the Future of Television.

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http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7935916/site/newsweek/

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In the Year 2000:

 

the trend toward larger and larger televisions will continue as screens double in size every 18 months.

 

And, just as televisions grow larger and more complicated, so will remote controls. In fact, changing channels will soon require people to literally jump from button to button. Trying to change the channel while simultaneously lowering the volume will require two people and will frequently lead to kinky sex.

 

TiVo, the digital recorder with a brain, will continue to evolve with alarming speed.

 

Tough-talking TiVos will even confront viewers, saying, "You've watched 40 straight hours of 'Sponge- Bob'—get off the weed!"

 

computers will continue to be used more and more to watch digital streaming video, eventually turning them into televisions

 

With no computers available to solve complex math problems, people will have no choice but to return to the abacus. Within a few months, this ancient device will be abandoned when it's realized that there is no good way to make "abacus porn."

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...And Beyond!