SWF Smarkdown card (May 20/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Here we go...

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: May 20, 2002

Arena: The Arco arena in Sacramento, California!

Due date: May 20, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

Notes:

1) Try actually writing for this show.  It’s fun.

2) If you feel like changing the card, ask me before writing the promos and whatnot.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lady Red

- Magnifico has a LHW title match coming up this Sunday, so on Monday he will get some practice by taking on fellow light-heavyweight, Lady Red.

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Erek Taylor

-The rookie Erek Taylor has been cutting a swath of destruction through the SWF.  Will the ICTV champion Sacred be his next victim?

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto & Johnny Rotten vs. Fallout & Stryke

- The Carnival team of Rotten and MacPhisto will take on evil team of Fallout and Stryke.  There’s some history between these men and this should be a good match.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

GUEST REFEREE CAGE MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Thugg © vs. Chris Raynor [referees: Perfect Bo and Edwin MacPhisto]

- With the commissioner not at Storm, the Suicide King took advantage of his power and punished Thugg for ruining the main event (even though the champ is allied with Stubby).  In an odd twist King booked this match that favours the Carnival.  Will we have a new champ going into the PPV this Sunday?

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are not in effect.  The match can be won by climbing over the top of the cage and touching both feet to the floor, or by pinfall within the ring.  Bo and Edwin can write a match, but it’s not required.

Word Limit: 6000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest midnight_burn]

Hmmm, tagarific.

 

I guess i'd better write this time.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn King!  I should kill him...

 

*remembers that he wrote the promo on Storm

 

...oh.

 

Still, I should kill King!

 

Honestly, this is one of the better Smarkdown cards in a while...and although that's not saying much, it still shoujld be a good show.  It's better than 2 or 3 matches, and I'm marking to see how good Taylor really is.  Can he beat the unstobbable Sacred??

 

Da "caged animal" H

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

This should be a fun one to read. The main event will rule, and I'd like to see if anything happens with the Edwin/Rotten team.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Ooga.  Haven't finished reading Storm here, but I just had to comment here.

 

Don't slack on this one folks--it looks goooooood.

 

Talk about balls for the main event.  Title on the line show before the PPV?  Mark-out moment to the max.  Also, Rotten and I team up, which should be fun--the fact that Stryke's there freaks me out, cause he's good like wood.  Erek's been tearing through everyone, but so has Stryke--people just haven't been paying as much attention, I think.

 

That said, possibly Erek's biggest challenge yet: Sacred, who's been absolutely unstoppable for the last month especially.  Exciting stuff, people.

[Guest chirs3]

Well, I may have noshowed Storm, but there is no way in hell I'm passing this up. I'll sacrifice my guitar lessons, my second viewing of Spiderman, even sleep and meals for this.

 

Not only is it a title shot, it's my very first Cage Match, so I'm excited...

 

Now how to take care of Thugg... anyone got a virus I can borrow?

[Guest ErekT2k]

Uh, isnt' there a Kings/Lakers game on Monday at this very Arco Arena?

 

Great card, btw.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Hmmm, maybe I should write so I know I'll lose. Actually I'll write anyway to get back in the swing of it, I'm out of school, and I have FREE TIME AGAIN! PH33R M3 L337 N33K1D SK11LS!!!!!

 

and who knows the name of the song my sig quotes? besides Edwin of course.....

 

-Annie

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Annie = godess.  That is all.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Bah @ college kids getting out earlier.

 

Bah @ my tag partner not even being online for a day now...

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

No FlexXx, I got out early because I *graduated*

 

Edwin: Yes, yes I am a Goddess

 

-Annie

 

p.s. I apologize if I was harsh to Styke earlier, he's doing so much better than I am right now. We should all worship Stryke. After me of course

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Graduated from what Annie?

 

I finished University for the year over a month ago!

 

Bwahahahaaa!

 

Mothernature says gloating is fun..."

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Er, Graduated from *college* Stubby

 

I am know a Computer Scientist with a Multimedia specialization.

 

I'm done with school. Period.

 

Probably not, as Computer work notoriously send people back for advanced courses and refreshers, but it isn't for a degree, nor do you pay for it, so essentially, I'm done.

 

Yeah.

 

-Annie

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn you Annie!!!  Damn you to hell!

 

I’m heading into my 6th goddamn year of college, trying to get that same degree!!  Fuckin’ computer science…who’s bright idea was this?

 

How’d you get past all the bullshit they may you do?  I mean, all the pointless, boring, programs that insult your intelligence…how’d you do them without killing yourself?

 

Oh, and where is this dreamy college where comp sci majors actually graduate?

 

Da “lifetime student” H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Her teacher was female... lots of sex.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I'm done with school. Period.

 

Arg!  Extreme jealousy!

 

Most job for eternity!

 

Mothernature says now, now Stubby..."

[Guest Smeghead]

Uh, isnt' there a Kings/Lakers game on Monday at this very Arco Arena?

He has a point.  Is the show being held in the basement or something?  Or perhaps on the roof?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"It's being held on your momma' Fallout.

 

Boo-yeah.

 

Mothernature says, burn!"

[Guest Muzz]

Out in the parking lot.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::shrug::  We had Metal in the Ice Palace last week while Paul McCartney was there.

 

I just like to think that he came to the ring to "Eleanor Rigby" and gave Ash a powerslam through the dessicated corpse of John Lennon.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

It's ok...the show won't happen until long after the game is over...

 

The fans are just in for a treat as they can watch the King's kill the Lakers, and then watch more grown men beat on each other in a very non-homoerotic way (we're not the WWE).

 

Da "waited until the last minute again" H

[Guest Muzz]

Argh, I had to no show. Well, unless I can go back in timne and ask for a 8 hour extension.

 

Oh well, sleep is paramount.