Russians create Transexual....

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

Doctors create first-ever transsexual dog

 

Russian vet surgeons performed a unique operation on a male dog, augmenting the animal's nipples with silicon. The operation took place in one of Moscow's vet hospitals yesterday. The animal was severely injured in a fight, when one of the infuriated dogs bit its genitals through.

 

Doctors said that they usually put such dogs down. "We will have to castrate the dog to save it from death," a surgeon said. The surgeons decided to make the unlucky dog their first extraordinary patient: "In addition to urethrostomy, we decided to make a vagina for the dog and use a little silicon for its nipples," the specialist added.

 

The dog is currently resting after the operation. However, the animal will still have the behavior of a male dog afterwards. However, reduced male hormones will make the dog show a lot less interest in a female.

[Guest BrokenWings]

Were the nipples really neccessary?

[Guest ABOBO]

 

YES.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I don't get the joke but ABOBO~! sighting! is note worthy

[Ced 0]

So, who wants to make the obligatory Yakov Smirnov joke about this?

[AndrewTS 0]

I don't get the joke but ABOBO~! sighting! is note worthy

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It was Joel Schumacher.

 

I guess the dog's vag is where his penis was...so guess he'll be able to cock his leg up still. But...WTF?

 

Should we call it a TAD or a DAT?

[Guest DonVito]

 

YES.

 

How was your vacation?

 

This dog is going to be confused when it starts getting humped by other dogs.