Ask Patrick.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Give me one good reason as to why I shouldn't want to obliterate the person in your sig.

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He had an album called Demolition (extremely cool word in Walt Sandman World) and broke his wrist falling off of a stage during a concert and kept going for the rest of the time. That's hardcore.

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He's borderline right now. Needs something to push him onto either side, because I can't live with shades of grey.

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He got a bunch of his Philly smart marks incensed by singing a (reportedly really good) improv song to them about how much they sucked after all they did was yell and demand songs over and over. Look at MMH's post too.

[Art Sandusky 0]

After smoking too much hash, he quit music because the instruments in his apartment didn't want him to play them anymore.

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No, you fool! Sandman's straightedge!

[Art Sandusky 0]

When I talked to you on the phone today, did I sound hawt?

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I dunno man, I'm still trying to wrap my brain around that happening. I talked too much, I apologize.

[Matt Young 0]

I had nothing interesting to say, and only called because you had your away message up with your number and the song "Spoonman" was playing. Normally, I'd prefer to be inebriated before calling.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I had nothing interesting to say, and only called because you had your away message up with your number and the song "Spoonman" was playing.  Normally, I'd prefer to be inebriated before calling.

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Haha, what he doesn't know is that I'm about to call him. That, and I switched his normal coffee with new Folgers Crystals.

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If you were suddenly diagnosed with some sort of disease that made it so you could only eat one food for the rest of your otherwise perfectly healthy and fulfilling life, what would that one food be?

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

After smoking too much hash, he quit music because the instruments in his apartment didn't want him to play them anymore.

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No, you fool! Sandman's straightedge!

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Mad!

 

Here's my new question: drugs are bad and all (the serious ones, like Heroin and whatnot), but they make musicians make good music. Does it negate the artistic integrity of said artist if they did mind-altering drugs while making music? Ray Charles, etc. Be thorough in your answer please, I have a paper to write.

[Art Sandusky 0]

If you were suddenly diagnosed with some sort of disease that made it so you could only eat one food for the rest of your otherwise perfectly healthy and fulfilling life, what would that one food be?

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Pepperoni, Mushroom, Black Olive, and extra extra cheeze calzones from Gilroy's, a little place we have downtown.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fuckin' whoa, you just named my three favorite pizza toppings in order.

[Art Sandusky 0]

After smoking too much hash, he quit music because the instruments in his apartment didn't want him to play them anymore.

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No, you fool! Sandman's straightedge!

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Mad!

 

Here's my new question: drugs are bad and all (the serious ones, like Heroin and whatnot), but they make musicians make good music. Does it negate the artistic integrity of said artist if they did mind-altering drugs while making music? Ray Charles, etc. Be thorough in your answer please, I have a paper to write.

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The person makes the music, not the drugs. I've never seen an acid sheet put together a Grammy-winning album. This kinda relates to a time IDRM said that I'd left the craziest voicemail ever on his phone, and how some of the shit I was talking about was impossible for him to conceptualize. I told him if one person can think it up, so can another. The material's already there, nature gave us a rockin' brain. Drugs just allow you to step outside of the world for a little while and think about things differently, or make some music.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fuckin' whoa, you just named my three favorite pizza toppings in order.

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Cool, good to hear we'd never clash on pizza toppings. That's actually pretty important.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Patrick, wouldn't it be better if, whenever you put someone on your ignore list, they receive a pm stating that they have been ignored? I want them to feel the sting.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I just realized your name is from that T-Mobile commercial. Well not JUST now. I saw the commercial about seven hours ago.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I just realized your name is from that T-Mobile commercial. Well not JUST now. I saw the commercial about seven hours ago.

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Well, jig's up.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Patrick, wouldn't it be better if, whenever you put someone on your ignore list, they receive a pm stating that they have been ignored? I want them to feel the sting.

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I find the screencaps posted in threads to be much more stinging. And that's public.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I just realized your name is from that T-Mobile commercial. Well not JUST now. I saw the commercial about seven hours ago.

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Well, jig's up.

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It was hard to catch. A real auditory blink-and-you'll-miss-it.

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Polkaroo.

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I have to take a piss.

 

I keep waiting for the payoff but no one takes it.

 

Should I wait longer and watch the puddle form at my feet or just give up?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I just realized your name is from that T-Mobile commercial. Well not JUST now. I saw the commercial about seven hours ago.

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Well, jig's up.

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It was hard to catch. A real auditory blink-and-you'll-miss-it.

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I have big plans for my next name, though.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Polkaroo.

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Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I have to take a piss.

 

I keep waiting for the payoff but no one takes it.

 

Should I wait longer and watch the puddle form at my feet or just give up?

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Just go pee. Fuck.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Why is my warning at 100%?

 

IS there a system thta mods can move it to whichever percent they see fit?

 

And why am I the only one with warning (That I see, anyways)? As if I'm the worst poster going.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why is my warning at 100%?

 

IS there a system thta mods can move it to whichever percent they see fit?

 

And why am I the only one with warning (That I see, anyways)? As if I'm the worst poster going.

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Dude, ask Mike or Ill about all that stuff. I just used to work here.

[Nighthawk 0]

You didn't get paid, so it wasn't work. Boy.

[Matt Young 0]

Vitamin X is the only other person in the thread with me. Why is he looking at me... like that?

[Art Sandusky 0]

You didn't get paid, so it wasn't work. Boy.

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Must you ruin my thread. It's been going so well.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Vitamin X is the only other person in the thread with me.  Why is he looking at me... like that?

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Your voice makes his jumblies vibrate.

[Carnival 0]

Would you accept a collect call from me?

[Matt Young 0]

You can't make collect calls to cell phones.

 

 

Does that turn you on?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Would you accept a collect call from me?

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Nah. Just call my cell phone, dumbass.