King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 26, 2005 We return to The Great Angle Bash, just in time, as the strains of AC/DC's "Back In Black" kick in. Already the crowd are booing as the monstrous Bohemoth steps through the curtains, closely followed by a showered and re-clothed Christian Wright. Stopping on the stage, Bohemoth flexes TEH GUNZ~! before walking on down the ramp..ready for the biggest match of his life. *DINGDING!* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the HI-YAH HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Christian Wright! From Greenville, South Carolina. He weighs in at two hundred and eighty four pounds...and is the NEEEWW~ HI-YAH HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRRLLLDD... BOOOOOOOOO - HHHEEEEEEEEMMMMOOOOOTTHHHHH!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jogging up the steps, Bohemoth enters the ring and ROARS~ with intensity before removing his newly won title belt and displaying it for the crowd. COLE Well, after the display we saw earlier from these two men, we can only hope things will be different here. Of course, Christian Wright cannot come into physical contact with Leon Rodez, or vice versa, or he will be fired...so, hopefully, we can go without incident here. CABOOSE Famous last words. Bohemoth begins to jog on the spot as Wright stares down the rampway, beckoning the challenger on. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" BUFFER And...HIS OPPONENT! *GOOOOONG!* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" The crowd groove along to the sounds of Kool And The Gang's "Jungle Boogie", looking to the entrance way in aniticipation... ...nothing. COLE This is of course Leon Rodez's first match back on Pay Per View since his injury. And he has a very good record in the past year, since his PPV debut at last year's Great Angle Bach. Especially in title matches. COACH Well, where is he? COLE I...don't know. CABOOSE Best keep an eye out behind us. He's probably trying to ambush Bohemoth from through the crowd. But, there's no movement in the crowd. There's no reaction to a sneaky Rodez. There's nothing. Michael Buffer looks confused as "Jungle Boogie" fades out, leaving Bohemoth and Wright standing in the ring and still waiting for the Silky Smooth One. Eventually, as there's still no sign of Leon, the referee converses with Buffer. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" COLE I think they're going to announce him again here. This crowd certainly want Leon Rodez out here...and so do we. BUFFER And...HIS OPPONENT! *GOOOOONG!* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" The crowd watch on in unison towards the curtains, in hope as much as expectation. But still, there's nothing. A few of the fans are catching on and begin booing at the thought of a no-show. COLE What...backstage? Well, go ahead...we're being told to take you backstage... Before the boos can become widespread though, the AngleTron flickers and suddenly, we get a view of the backstage area. A lone cameraman is rushing through the hallways of the arena, sounding pretty out of breath. Passing through another corridor and rounding and corner, the cameraman bursts through two metal doors and into the parking lot. Immediatly, the commotion is evident as a group of people are crowded around one spot in the centre of the parking lot. The intrepid cameraman begins to barge through, past various OAOAST superstars and staff who are watching on, before leaning in over the scene, to the person being checked on by EMTs. But they're not crowded around Leon Rodez. But Jade Rodez. CABOOSE Well, I guess that explains where Leon is...can we...do we know what happened? Jade is conscious back has a neck-brace on and is clearly in some discomfort. Amongst the group standing around, Leon Rodez is hovering over his sister. The EMTs are just now manouevering Jade onto a backboard, Leon beginning to pace as his gaze seems to be darting between the direction of ringside and his clearly injured sister. Meanwhile, Jade, is now on a stretcher and being elevated up to be wheeled towards the ambulance wailing off screen. Carefully, the stretcher is loaded into the ambulance, with Leon Rodez not far behind. TERRY TAYLOR Leon...Leon, there you are. Look, they've been waiting for you fo...what the hell happened? Late on the scene, OAOAST Road Agent Terry Taylor has finally arrived. Leon completely ignores him though. TAYLOR ...uhm...they're waiting for you out in the ring. Again, Leon blanks Taylor. TAYLOR Leon, they're waiting. Come on, man! LEON You know what, I don't care. So I'll tell you what, Rooster...why don't you cluck off, eh? Leon's candid response takes Taylor a little by surprise and before he can reply, Leon has strode off and is clambouring into the back of the ambulance with his sister. The doors slam shut behind Leon and soon after, the ambulance screeches off. Leaving Terry Taylor wondering what the hell is going on. Meanwhile, back in the arena, Wright and Bohemoth have watched the entire thing on the big screen. And seem surprisingly surprised at what's happened. Everyone looks completely confused, as Buffer is again in conversation with the referee. A conversation which Christian Wright is now heavily involved in. COLE Well, obviously, the well-being of Jade Rodez is paramount to her brother. But...what are we going to do for a HI-YAH Heavyweight Title Match now? It seems Michael Cole isn't the only one who wants to know the answer to that question, as Wright is still talking with the referee, who is still trying to relay something to Buffer. Finally, Buffer steps back into the centre of the ring, as the hushed crowd...stay hushed. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...your...your winner of this match...via forfeit. And still HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion of the world...BOHEMOTH! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd are incensed as Bohemoth doesn't seem too happy at having no competition. Wright meanwhile slaps Bo's HI-YAH Title with a wry smile, as if pleased his man retained the title in the manner which he had. The two then leave the ring, walking up the ramp as the boos continue. COACH That was a cop-out. CABOOSE That was even worse than the Grand Prix. COLE And I'll give you two guesses as to who's responsible for it! CABOOSE Wait, you're not accussing Wright and Bohemoth, are you? COLE Damn right I am! You heard what Wright said earlier, about everyone who's around Leon Rodez 'purging for his sins'. I wouldn't put it past Christian Wright to have attacked that poor, defenceless girl. I wouldn't put it past him at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 26, 2005 BTW, this should go after Blonde/Wright. So it's Blonde/Wright first, this cop-out afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
