Promo: sleeping with the fishes.

[Guest]

The waves crashed against the beach, though only with half the force they had issued just an hour ago. A killer typhoon had powered those waves, washing a good portion of the sand away with each recess. The sky was still dark over the small island this beach jetted from, the gray clouds, like the deminishing waves, the last remnants of the storm that had passed.

 

One more foamy invasion of the shore, and unlike the previous times the water had stolen from the beach, this final time it has given back. And just as life emerged from the ocean millions ago history repeats itself on a smaller scale as the retreating water reveals the form of a man. His body is ravaged, his mental state torn asunder as if it were also made of the beach. Though like the sun now hinting through the clouds, a small light emerged in the back of his mind: a thought that warmed like one of the solar rays blocked by the clouds:  he was finally free.

 

 

Update: Six months ago, the professional wrestling world was delivered one of the greatest mysteries ever when populer IGNWFer Kamen Roja disappeared from his hotel room. Police to this day suspect foul play, as Roja's temporary dwelling was ransacked and in shambles. Two clues to a suspected murder were left behind. A spatter of blood upon the floor and Roja's mask nailed to the wall. No note was left with motives and no one has come forward with any information to what happened that November night. The main suspect in the case was Roja's manager Minx who was released after being questioned by law enforcement who had no hard evidence against her. Faithful readers, we will let you know the end to this story if we ever know it ourselves... Exert from the "Updates" section of popular on-line wrestling journal, Hammerlock, their April 2002 edition.

 

"As far as I can tell it has been two days since I was washed ashore onto this small isle of salvation. I have no idea where I am and how I came here. I barely have any recollection of myself. I recall some minor celebraty to my life, perhaps an athlete or model from what I can discern of my body's build. Though if it was a model's career I was following, this scar across my chest probably won't help pay the rent any longer.

 

"Tomorrow I plan to explore the island. I need to find a way off, need to get back to where ever it was I came from. I meditate and things flash by like Einstein's theories. Random bits and pieces. There are two females, both beautiful. A see a smiling man, always smiling eternally. And a dark figure followed then by blackness. Parts of my memory seem even shut off to me as when I try to dig them up my body breaks out in a cold sweat and I tremble like death has walked over my grave.

 

"Discovering what has happened to me is going to be intesting..."

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

It's Roja! I thought it was Kaimen Roja? Meh...whatever. How are things going with you?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Kaimen will now become acquainted with a volleyball and swim to shore to kick all of our arses.

 

::shrug:: Works for me.  Purty atmospheric prose...

[Guest]

Yes, it was Kaimen back in the day, but it was always suppose to be Kamen, the Japanese word for "mask." It was a spelling error on my part and I was just to lazy to fix it back then. New board, correct spelling, all is right in the world.

 

My volley ball's name is Spaulding. He is the imprint of a bloody elbow on him.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

What a return!

 

Wait... he didn't come to the ring... ummm BEEP

 

 

It's great to see you back dude. I hope you write more this time.

 

 

 

BTW. I hope all went well with the you know what.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

OMG, everyone put your jockstraps back on. Roja's back and he's gonna take a bite into the fed!

 

Cool to see ya back, man... though you probly don't remember me at all. Which is good for one's mental health =P

[Guest chirs3]

RRRRRRRRRRROJA!

[Guest crusen86]

Hey, that's a completely new angle that's never been done before. Rock on.

[Guest Thoth]

...

 

You will be monitored closely.

 

Do not do something stupid like last time.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Are you going to slit his throat and drink his blood too, Thoth?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"[bA books Roja for the PPV.]

 

Oh wait...he's not actually back.  Bah!  Damn booking tease!

 

Mothernature says, stay on your filthy island!"